This is an outrage! India would like to ally with you for protection, technology, mutual trade, and a small cut out of land for a new state.
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yes, and I will give you T8 so that you can better defend your self. We will help you in times of need.
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Excellent. I shall invest in curry-powered space flight and weaponry.
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DE4TH, I'm evacuating earth. You know Ktan's last game thread? Well that's about to come true on earth.
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Oh shit. Evacuate us. Vishnu says he wants to come too. He promises not to blow anything up.
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A ship is there to pick you up.
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Woo hoo! We'd like to split our population across a few ships so as not to have all our eggs in one basket, as the youngsters like to say.
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Okay, I'll send a few others. Also do you think Vishnu could kill the Reaper?
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Vishnu is a god.
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he can kill him, temporarily. We should do this to make or chances of evacuation greater.
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It is done.
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