[quote]I claim I̶n̶d̶i̶a̶ the people of the of the country formally known as India.
We immediately begin researching the perfect curry.
[quote][u][b]Updates:[/b][/u]
Update 1: Russia has offered many spices as a donation. We accepted.
Update 2: Considering several alliance offers. Curry has progressed to a stage 3 boil. Nation prepares for influx of sauces.
Update 3: Curry reaching dangerously hot levels. Containment protocols activated.
Update 4: Containment breached. Relocating all resources to figh-
Update 5: It's all gone… everything… gon-WHAT THE HELL IS THA-
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Update 7: Accidentally summoned the Hindu god Vishnu with ridiculously hot curry. India is gone. Have gained control of Vishnu. Looking for new homeland now.[/quote][/quote]
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.....? it says India is gone.
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[quote]Looking for new homeland[/quote] I declared war on the people of India, wherever they may be
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How do you declare war on someone that has no home?
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The same way you declare war on the Mongols
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can't you just wait for a moment? The man just researched curry for -blam!-s sake
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He's been in the game since yesterday... Not like he didn't have plenty of chance... And he can research under Communism!