[quote]I claim I̶n̶d̶i̶a̶ the people of the of the country formally known as India. We immediately begin researching the perfect curry. [quote][u][b]Updates:[/b][/u] Update 1: Russia has offered many spices as a donation. We accepted. Update 2: Considering several alliance offers. Curry has progressed to a stage 3 boil. Nation prepares for influx of sauces. Update 3: Curry reaching dangerously hot levels. Containment protocols activated. Update 4: Containment breached. Relocating all resources to figh- Update 5: It's all gone… everything… gon-WHAT THE HELL IS THA- ㄩㄕ∂∆₮∑ 6: и◊ῳ ⅰ ς∆㎡ ๒∑ς◊㎡∑ ∂∑∆₮ｻ, ∂∑ㄅ₮Я◊ㄚ∑Я ◊ﾓ ῳ◊Яﾚ∂ㄅ. Update 7: Accidentally summoned the Hindu god Vishnu with ridiculously hot curry. India is gone. Have gained control of Vishnu. Looking for new homeland now.[/quote][/quote]

.....? it says India is gone.

[quote]Looking for new homeland[/quote] I declared war on the people of India, wherever they may be

How do you declare war on someone that has no home?

The same way you declare war on the Mongols

can't you just wait for a moment? The man just researched curry for -blam!-s sake