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Depends. How fire resistant are you?
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I made a fire once. Does that work?
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Depends, were you ON fire?
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... Fine, I will light myself on fire for your country. Asylum please
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We accidentally blew up/melted India yesterday by summoning Vishnu with too hot curry... accidentally. We allied with Antarctica and have evacuated the Planet. So... Uh..... Bye.