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11/12/2014 5:27:45 AM
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Funniest complaint I've seen yet!!

Here's a complaint for ya 1.Error Code: Caterpillar 2.Error Code: Hawk 3.Bad Juju was still a waste of time in terms of the bounty. 4.The hardest weapon to get was reduced to a smoldering pile of shit. 5.Campaign is still on par with a demo. 6.Content that was showcased in game trailers is still missing. 7.Game is still not fully explorable like you said it would be. 8.Crucible still has only like 2 or 3 game modes. 9.Crucible is still a shotgun fest. 10.Crucible still sucks. 11.Game doesn't start after level 20 like you said it would, it actually practically stops. 12.Queen's Wraith was a useless event. 13.Iron Banner was supposed to give higher levels an edge. Everyone was equal. 14.Still no matchmaking for VoG. 15.Still only 6 Strikes. 5 if you have Xbox. 16.RNG. 17.RNG. 18.RNG. 19.Nerf fest. 20.Nerfing is OP, needs nerf'd. 21.No voice chat. 22.Can only equip 2 exotics at once. 23.95% of armor looks the same. 24.Ships are useless. 25.Grind. 26. *4 weeks later* GRIND! 27.All wildlife in the galaxy is extinct. 28.Where did Marty go? 29.DLC= Developer Locked Content 30. DLC exclusives. 31.*Has to glitch to get into DLC areas*......*Banned* 32.Banned. 32.Banned cuz lol. 33.Lol 34.*Better than everyone in game* Gets a crap gun. *AFK* Gets exotic. 35.Bungie: Ignores questions everyone asks. Answers questions no one asked. 36.Error Code Caterpillar x100 37.Caterpillar attack! 38.*Everyone has connectivity issues* Bungie: Lol, problem is on your end. 39.Enough error codes to make a zoo. 40. Archon stuck is cell. A) Push off cliff B) Call Queen to reclaim him C) Release him and lose guardians trying to kill him ....... 41.RNGesus. All hail shit loot! 42.Legendary engram turns into a green. How did this make it into the final product? 43.Final boss is 3 mini bosses that we practically already fought. 44 Bungie needs nerf'd. 45.RNG Bungie's payroll. 46."The fight takes place out there" Well while you're hear could you tell me- *Vanish* 47.Bladedancer 48.I could tell you.....but I still have DLC to sell you. 49.Light level. 50.Character is supposed to be customizable.......lol jk light level ftw 51.RNG 52. I've already listed more than 50. 53. World of Halo Lands. 54. Dinklebot 55. Can unlock highly secured, high tech golden age doors in seconds. Takes 10 minutes to disarm old ass broken down terminals. 56. "Hold on! Defend me while I trip this alarm!" 57. Bungie: Ugh, need ideas for bosses! Nub: Ooooh! Oooooh. Take existing monsters and make them huge! Bungie: GENIUS! 58.Grimoire cards not in game. 59. Almost to 60! 60. Made it to 60! 61. *Camps with shotgun* "Git gud breh!" 62. *Makes 500m* *Buys 500,000,000 1$ hookers to jerk them while they make the game worse*

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