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Edited by CBOND2X07:
1/20/2015 3:41:55 PM
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A MOMENT OF SILENCE FOR OUR RAID-DAY PRAYER
[b]AND NOW A MOMENT OF SILENCE FOR OUR RAID-DAY PRAYER:[/b]
"RNGeezus.....we ask for your blessing on this hollowed day of Non-Guardian Slaughter. We ask that our server connections be unbreakable and without animal-named falter.
We ask that our loot be plentiful, vibrant colors of Purple and Gold...... and our Missing RAID-Gear be provided - so that our Light is 32-level Bold.
May all our Chests be Exotic and Radiant....full of Shards and Energy to Trade. Let us all max out our Guardians....in preparation for tomorrow's big day...
May our Icebreakers be keen on heads of those that Boom. May our Gjally's pack of wolves be inflamed and targeting be true. May our Swordbearers dance swiftly - slashing with sharpened glowing blades.... May the light be with you Guardians! OGC Legions gather en masse to dominate CROTA'S HARD RAID !!!!!
AMEN."
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*Hands clasped* *Head bowed* OH! RNGeezus, I come to thee again, clad in the Armor of The Vault with which you answered my prayers. Now, I approach thee not for my own gain, but that you might bless my clan mates, bold in number they be, that they might reap the veritable bounties of the Vault. Bless them with the sight of hawks, that their aim may forever strike Critical. Bless them with the steadfast of lions, that they may never have to retreat from the enemy. Bless them with the lethality of Death, that the vile machines fall at the mere sight of their ferocity. OH! RNGeezus, I beseech thee! Turn the tides of glitched buffs to our favor, lure the Vex into their own fire, and grant us the luck that we need to evade each plasmatic burst, each Gorgon's eye, and each Praetorian's cannon so we might emerge from the hallowed Vault not successful, but so utterly triumphant that the Vex choose to rewrite time that they might never encounter us to begin! *Draws Found Verdict* DIVE WITH US, RNGEEZUS!, THAT WE MIGHT REND THEIR METAL CARCASSES SO WHOLELY THAT THEY BE JEALOUS OF THE RUSTED SCRAP OF GOLDEN AGE TECH THAT DOTH LITTER THE COSMODROME THAT HOUSES THE FALLEN! *Pumps Found Verdict* Amen.
