Okay flood, story time. *sits down in a big armchair and opens a book* Up until a week ago I used to be friends with this guy who was just a total train wreck, he was always depressed going on about how he should just end it all because his life is so terrible. Here's the twist; he makes his life terrible. He went through a boyfriend (he's a gay) a month and all the breakups end very poorly, and almost always for the same reason. Through out all of this he uses me as a crutch and out of the goodness of my heart I try and help him through his awful life choices. So just recently he texts me and says he wants to kill himself. I roll my eyes and ask why. He then vomits out his story: he said he feels awful because he loves his boyfriend, but he also loves his step brother and that night before he was spooning with his step brother and one thing led to another, then the were doing oral sex. He said he felt so awful because this was like the 3rd time he did it with his step brother and he can't get the taste of his stepbrother's cock and jizz out of his mouth, and says his boyfriend is angry with him and he can't decide weather to stay with the boyfriend or stay with his step brother. So I tell him to stop having sex with his step brother but he says that wasn't going to happen because they love each other. And at that point I was like, "-blam!- this shit, I'm not helping you anymore." And so I ended the friendship and moved on. I don't know what happened to him, he's either probably dead or cheating on a new boyfriend with some other family member and wishing he was dead. People like him are exactly why I hate humanity. EDIT: he now likes his bf's best friend too *closes book* That's the end of my story kids, now get the -blam!- out of my thread you little creations.