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Edited by Advertiser 7:
11/6/2014 5:46:26 PM
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This thread is a massive bar fight
Anything goes. Weapons allowed; lethal blows enabled.
Bar has been blown up.
Street Riot mode enabled.
YOU CAN NOT BLOW UP THE PLANET
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Fine, I FLOOD THE PLANET
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(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ ANARCHY *pulls out death machine*
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2 RepliesAll I need is my penis. Everyone runs away from it. *tear rolls down cheek*
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1 Reply*selects Benny hill theme on the jukebox* *fight intensifies*
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3 Replies*violently breaking plates with a raw chicken leg*
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3 Replies*crashes into table from balcony*
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8 Replies*rips off shirt* Come at me fgts. My ancestors are smiling on me, can you say the same?
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*takes out AMR* ALL YOUR BLOODY HEADS LOOK 12 FEET TALL!
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Edited by Azarath: 11/9/2014 9:22:37 PM*uses Final Flash on the street* *kills everyone*
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*Sits on a Falcon turret seat as it hovers above the fighting.* Just what caused this big riot? Everybody has food and shelter, the covenant aren't attacking... so what?... *Preps turret just in case.*
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***rides on a hog, spearing everyone in the way with a trident***
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WHERES THE RAGTIME MUSIC
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Kaaaaaameeeeehaaaaaameeeeee......haaaaaaaaaaaa! *anus explodes due to high pressure* *dedz*
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[i]Not really a bar fight if there's no bar to fight in :\ *Starts playing the Song of Storms on an ocarina*[/i]
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*Looks around* Well, this *gets sniped*
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1 Reply-Camps spawn with an M249-
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I'm not a roleplaying fag
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Sitting in the corner, sipping my tea. *sips tea*
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Note: See these images for size comparisons. Both must be seen to get the sense of scale of the 'Black, tall, figure'. http://fc07.deviantart.net/fs70/i/2014/286/9/8/mark_2_kal_eon_legion_warriors_by_talkahiem-d82pbxl.png http://th01.deviantart.net/fs71/PRE/i/2014/308/1/e/darkson_combatant_next_to_legion_kaal_by_talkahiem-d85ajym.png *Something hits a location not far from the bar. It was black. It descended from above. It was big. It wasn't common space rocks.* [spoiler]*Sound of something heavy hitting something soft. Nearby terrain (mountain) ends up having a miniature cave due to landing of [Zarj'Kadian 'Combatant']. This Combatant would get up, shake off any rubble, and crawl out to figure out where the heck he is and how he got here in the first place (Hint: Galactic-scale explosion likely knocked him off from previous course)...*[/spoiler]
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Giant wave of shit hits the city -oh wait- already happened
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So basically we are playing in Gtav.. Okay climbs inside of fire truck and starts knocking everyone over with jets of water. Get rekt boys!
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Get rekt
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*smashes bottle on wall and shards cut hand* Owowowow!!!
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Crashes Airbus into street killing 100's
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*Puts fully loaded handgun on the end of a fishing rod, casting the reel on the perimeter of the fight* Hehehehehe, this should be interesting.
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*blows up galaxy* Loophole exploited.
