You ever look at an inanimate object, an animal, or even food, and just wonder, "What if they could talk?"
Me neither. But let's do it anyways. If objects, animals, (or food) could speak, what would you want it to be, and why?
I'd choose my iPod. I wonder if it hates my music.
[spoiler]I'm out of ideas here.[/spoiler]
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Specifically speaking on if the object had the some type of consciousness a human had, I would like to talk to my cellar door. All that time in the dark, he's bound to have thought of something interesting to say.