[b]AND NOW A MOMENT OF SILENCE FOR OUR RAID-DAY PRAYER:[/b]
"RNGeezus.....we ask for your blessing on this hollowed day of Non-Guardian Slaughter. We ask that our server connections be unbreakable and without animal-named falter.
We ask that our loot be plentiful, vibrant colors of Purple and Gold...... and our Missing RAID-Gear be provided - so that our Light is 32-level Bold.
May all our Chests be Exotic and Radiant....full of Shards and Energy to Trade. Let us all max out our Guardians....in preparation for tomorrow's big day...
May our Icebreakers be keen on heads of those that Boom. May our Gjally's pack of wolves be inflamed and targeting be true. May our Swordbearers dance swiftly - slashing with sharpened glowing blades.... May the light be with you Guardians! OGC Legions gather en masse to dominate CROTA'S HARD RAID !!!!!
AMEN."
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*Hands clasped* *Head bowed* At so let it be, that all our efforts might be rewarded with glimmering loot that we might turn to vanquish our enemies. Let it be, that our squads hold strong, our strategies flawless in their execution that we might not keep our enemies from joining their downed brethren! Let it be, that our void-blessed rounds find home in the cold, hard shells of the Vex, be they of now, then or later. *Raises head* *Punches sky* RNGeesus, I thus beseech you! Let it be that our might knows no contention, our valor no equal, our Light no bounds; that we might persevere in the face of Time and UTTERLY DOMINATE THE VEX THREAT AND TAKE FROM THEM THE GLASS VAULT THAT DOTH NOT BE OWNED BY US BUT BY YOUR BLESSING WILL BECOME OUR BIRTHRIGHT! [b]LET THE MACHINES CRACK AND BOIL UNDER OUR BOOTS, THEIR LAST BREATHS FILL OUR CLOAKS AND THEIR DEATHS FUEL OUR LIGHT![/b] *Clasps hands* *Bows head* Amen