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Edited by FalconStrike98: 11/9/2014 5:45:08 PM
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What's the urban definition of your name?

[b]Step 1:[/b] Click the link [b]Step 2:[/b] Search your name/username [b]Step 3:[/b] Pick one of top 3 definitions. [b]Step 4:[/b] Share below. [spoiler]You don't need to share your IRL name if you would like, but at least share its definition.[/spoiler] Let's see if what you find is accurate. If it isn't, at least it's funny. I'll keep my name out of it, but here it is. [quote][u]"Blank"[/u] A person that is the biggest and baddest ninja you will ever meet in your entire life.[/quote] I've decided to add the first definition that actually shows up for my name and is pretty accurate. Self esteem level, [+1] [quote]The kindest and coolest person you will ever know. Known to be loved by all. known for strength and courage.[/quote] [spoiler][b]Edit #1[/b] I'll check back in the morning, but keep them coming. Some of these have provided me a very well needed laugh. Cookies for everyone![/spoiler] [spoiler][b]Edit #2[/b] Back and trying to respond to most, glad for the participation. More cookies for you![/spoiler] [b][u]Edit #3[/u][/b] I realize that step 2 is not possible for some people. If it isn't then try something similar or share something random. [spoiler][b][u]Edit #4[/u][/b] Dang, almost 450 comments! Thanks flood, it may seem like a small amount but it's my best thread so far. :D[/spoiler]

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  • Tanner- -blam!-s like a tiger. Ravenous sexual appetite. Everytime he comes he produces a quart. Makes every woman he sleeps with him sex slave forever. Wow last night i had sex with a tanner. My room was soaked!

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    • A tall, big, intimidating, muscley, acrobatic, cuddley friend giant :] "wow that guy looks big and scary" "oh dont worry hes just cord" "big people sometimes scare me" "well yeah but this guy isnt anyone hes Cord"

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      • An Extremely hot male who has the best personality ever! Is very versatile, a good kisser, extremely attractive and lovable. Very Cuddly and popular. Cute, adorable and loving, he will always steal your heart. Very strong and loves to have a good time. Ayy lmao

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        • It says I'm a knight in shining armor that all the women want to be. I'm also tall, dark, intelligent, and handsome. Sounds good to me

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          • apparently im a hot brunette with hazel eyes

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            • Edited by skiddymark: 11/6/2014 8:31:08 PM
              A noble gangsta that shoots unnoble n*ggas

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              • sexy, normally mexican or italian. hott, attractive, gets a lot of women. can be a player and annoying. cute, likes to skate. eats a lot, but is not a fatass. Amber:He is so sexy! Kimmy:Who? Amber: That guy Kimmy: What a Geo My Username couldn't describe me any better

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              • An extremely attractive American male who is good at everything. Often can be found in beautiful women's beds. That guy has it all, man, he's such a brett. by Jacob Shinn December 13, 2007

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                  Driven anew. - 10/30/2024 10:09:26 PM

                  [quote] [b]Destiny[/b] A simple yet complex girl who is Beautiful inside and out. Her loving nature and kind hearted spirit tend to have an effect on the opposite sex.People usually gravitate toward her and some may be jealous because dayumm she's on top of her game. Basically; Destiny is -blam!-en DOPE.-->you're just not on her level.[/quote]

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                  • 1 Adrian A hot ass guy that is strong and smart. Trys everything to keep a relationship from failing and is good when it comes to listening and talking (not to girls). Also know best for his abilities and experience in bed. A great friend and the best boyfriend to be with. On the other hand not the best person to mess with because he can fight. Adrian for some reason cannot hold a grudge for little things, but can and will not let it go if it horible. Even if he says he got over it (he really didn't). Another thing is once he likes someone he wont move on til he gets that person or he finally accepts that he is never going to get her. BUT just give him a chance... he may just be the best thing thats ever happen to you. Dafuq?

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                  • "Jerry was used by the British in the Great War as a nickname for the Germans. One possible origin is that Jerry was thought to be a common name among Germans, like 'John' with Americans. Another, and perhaps the true origin, is that bed pans/chamber pots were called Jerries, and the Germans helmets looked like them, so... Jerry was one of many nicknames used to call the Germans, the French preferred Boche, the Americans, Krauts. Another common one was 'Hun'. The usage of Jerry, and the rest, although I can't say I have seem much use of Boche outside of WW I related things, continued during the Second World War. The gas/water container used by the Germans in WW II was nicknamed a Jerry can. During the Great War, the Germans, when talking to the Englishmen in the opposite trenches, would use Tommy to reference them, while the British, of course, used Jerry in regard to the Germans." [i]:O[/i]

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                    • Griffin. A really hilarious guy who can make you laugh at any cost. Is very sarcastic, but sweet on the inside;he may be immature at times. This is so true

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                      • Noah One who is extreamly hot with awsome hair and amazingly great with music. (not so good with spelling) *puts on sunglasses* YEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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                        • My name simply means "The Penetrator of Motherly Planets"

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                          • Edited by Dew: 11/6/2014 12:19:31 AM
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                            Was bored, so I tried my real name as well. And by Jove am I amazing. [u]Daniel[/u] [quote]This is a difficult name to define because it defies many boundaries of human perception, let alone various languages. One of the closest translations that experts give is God or many other variations of that general idea. Other definitions are thought to be: Tao Chi The Great Spirit Chuck Norris Energy Infinity Sublime ect Despite the fact that various names have been pinned to Daniel, its seems that all of the above examples (including that of God)cannot even withstand the magnitude of Daniel. The reason this name continues to elude even the brightest of human minds is that the idea of Daniel cannot possibly exist in a dimensional state. Daniel is so powerful, it defies all laws of this or any other universe. Recent studies have shown that people who have attempted to comprehend this name have either disappeared, died spontaneously, or driven themselves into a pertinent state of insanity and/or catatonia. One common belief is that Daniel is possibly the grounds on which everything and nothing is based. It seems to surpass the idea of infinity. Quantum physicists report that this Daniel is Everything and Nothing. It or He is said to have unexplainable connections with the String and Superstring Theories as Daniel resonates within every single layer of the multi-dimensional complex and yet still exists beyond that point which is where scientists have lost the trail. Various theologists and spiritual leaders believe that Daniel is one who is, as they say, "The Answer". All attempts to understand this idea of Daniel have failed. Daniel. Nothing else can describe him.[/quote]

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                          • Edited by JROS7: 11/5/2014 11:58:02 PM
                            [b]Julian[/b] A very honest man who is freakishly horny. He gets hard an average of 45 times per day. Many woman like him and dream of having sex with him. He is a player but everyone loves him because he is sweet like candy. He has an overactive imagination and can make up very sexual stories that can turn anyone on and get them wet like a lake. [i]It felt like Julian was taking over my body.[/i] [i]I was having a wet dream thanks to Julian.[/i] [i]Have you ever experienced a Julian inside you?[/i] [i]Damn you are harder than a Julian![/i] Reposted

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                          • Last time I checked, it was an action of jizzing all over someone's stomach.

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                            • For the username: The annoying know-it-all person on a show that won't shut up about being right. Usally the smartest person of the show, that is always right and is the ballance so the show won't look senseless... I love the spelling mistakes in his assault on intelligence. I'm not that. I can by [i]much[/i] worse.

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                            • [spoiler]First man to ever get laid. [i]Adam and Eve had wild sex all night long.[/i][/spoiler] [spoiler]a goofy,funny,crazii,outgoing,loving person! a guy with this name is amazing. he is adorable and very caring person. he will always be there for you. he might have the nicknamegoober. he can make you laugh no matter what,even if ur having the worst day ever. some people may call him weird or strange, but if he wasnt all of those things then he wouldn't be goober. he is a remarkable person,trustworthy, and an awesome friend. I'm weird and strange apparently. [/spoiler]

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                              • Lmao Jordan A different word for very large penis Bob has a jordan, and i like to ride it all night long

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                                • [quote]An amazingly sweet guy. A Jordan will worm his way into your heart and claim a piece of it for his own. But trust me, you won't mind. Belonging to a Jordan is the best thing that can ever happen to someone. A Jordan completes you, in every way possible. He will make you smile like an idiot, and forget how to breathe. A Jordan is irreplaceable. So if you are lucky enough to find one, hold on tight and never let go. Jordans are very special. Some of them even have the ability to make one's heart melt. Girl one: "Where the hell have you been lately?!" Girl two: "I got a Jordan. I've been spending all my free time with him." Girl one: "No wayy! SHARE!!" Girl two: "Hell no. This Jordan is alllllll mine. Get your own." Girl one: "But they are so hard to find!!!!!"[/quote]

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                                • Edited by FirstGreyWolf11: 11/5/2014 11:04:13 PM
                                  [spoiler]_____ is a sexy, masculine individual exuding the most desirable of traits. Although ______ may be timid at first, his genuine and compassionate charm shine through above all things. He can be trusted with any secret and will always pull through even when the going gets tough. His understanding and supportive nature can put anyone at ease as he is never judgmental but rather always willing to listen with an open mind. He is the epitome of a true man.[/spoiler] Sounds about right

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                                • My username isn't there. :(

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                                • dylan Guy with an incredibly huge penis and is totally awsome compared to any bitch ass Russians. (if you know anybody named dylan next time you see him give him a high five unless your a chick in that case give him a hug but no fatties) Dylan is that guy at school or in your town that your totally in love or gay for unless your his friend by dapf December 15, 2007 [spoiler]No kidding, this is actually what it says.[/spoiler]

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                                • Dalton a sweet boy who will love every girlfriend he ever has, a awesome friend and lover, a verry hot boy, totatly awesome [i]dalton is sooo sexy[/i]

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                                • Matt ancient greek translation for "eternal sex-god". It is beleived that anyone that holds this name has a great level of skill and ability to perform sexual acts for long periods of time. Men posessing this name are also well endowed.

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