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Happy mother -blam!-ing birthday
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Happy one year closer to death day!
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Today is my birthday also :)
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Edited by Hubert Farnsworth: 11/3/2014 10:18:15 PMHappy birthday fgt!!
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These two kids at school started telling at each other, clearly a fight was about to start. All of a sudden one of them yells "Yo bitch, size up!" The other replies "Fück yeah I will!" The first one says" ya bitch, How big yo dick, no homo?" The other, really confused, just stares at him blankly The First kid whips out a measuring tape and his little buddy. He measures his flaccid dick and screams "4.5! Beat that!" The other kid complies and does the same. He yells " 5.7! I win!" The first kid is furious and his dick explodes. A teacher breaks up the fight and they are both expelled. Moral of the story: no one cares how big your dick is.
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Happy Call of Duty
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Happy Birthday!
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Happy birthday, buddy.
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Congratulations! You have done what a large amount of people have already done a became a year older.
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No one cares.
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Happy birthday!
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Happy birthday deathday birthday deathday you gonna die your running out of life
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Happy tomorrow birthday!
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Happy early birthday
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Goodnight flood ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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Pfft, pleb... 11/11 master race
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[spoiler]Happy Birthday in an hour and ten minutes c:[/spoiler]
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Happy womb eviction day