Dear Erk, I'm sorry, Just found all your letters in the mail sack
You said you beat the vault of glass with your whole family?
Wow, we all are flattered you would call your new dog that
and here's some signed concept art for your brother,
plus a code for a legendary engram.
Im sorry that we didn't play Halo 2, I had a connection issue
Don't think I did that shit intentionally just to diss you
But what's this 'bout fake DLC's and cutting content too?
I dont have the time to type
why I don't have time to you.
We're fixing issues Erk ,like stopping all the "grinding",
the Cryptarchs decrypting, and we still allow most cheesing.
And what's this about us making your pockets bleed?
Why didnt you buy the season pass to avoid the extra fees?
Since you like the pumpkins then wait for Christmas Trees!
And Destiny 2? Think in terms of 3!
I hope you read this letter, I hope you give us a little more time
before you get too upset and commit an Advanced WarCrime
Just relax a bit, I'm glad you're a dedicated fan
Don't get too mad. Try to understand that Bungie doesn't want you banned
Please don't do something crazy like using the disc as a coaster.
I heard some guy even put it in his toaster.
In the meantime while you wait, why don't you open some more gates.
Devout Guardian be a sherpa and help out your fellow mates.
Here at Bungie we think fans like you are best
We could tell you all our plans and honor all requests
But times up and I gotta get to work.
Just let the light guide you Erk
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Blamming cool
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Wow, so good!! Perfect reply
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Hahahahaha perfect