Dear Deej,
I wrote to you but you're not bothering.
I left my name,
My gamer tag,
And my main e-mail at the bottom.
I sent two letter this past Autumn,
You must not-a got 'em
There probably was a problem on the internet or something
Sometimes I misspell e-mails too,
Sloppy when I jot 'em
But anyways...
-blam!- it, What been up? I like that the VoG is harder.
Just beat it, with my wife, my son and my daughter.
Aetheon didn't stand a chance, total slaughter.
Oh I got a dog too, guess what I'm gonna call her.
I named her Bungie.
I read about the bad reviews and I'm sorry
At least your not going under like, Atari
And I know you probably hear this everyday
But I'm your biggest fan
My room is a Bungie shrine man
I don't believe DLC is a scam
Anyways I hope you get this man
I love all your work
This is Erk!
My tea's gone cold, I'm wondering why I got out of bed at all.
The morning rain clouds up my window and I can't see at all.
And even if I could it'll all be gray,
Put your game on my facebook wall
It reminds, that the game's not so bad, it'snot so bad at all.
Dear Deej,
You still ain't responded or wrote,
I hope you have a chance,
I ain't mad,
I just think it's -blam!-ed up you don't answer fans
If you didn't want to talk to me outside the studio
You didn't have to.
But you could have signed cover art for Matthew
That's my little brother man
He's only 12 years old.
We waited in the blistering cold
For four hours and you just said no.
That's pretty shitty man
Bungie's like his -blam!-ing idol
He want to make game just like you
He loves you more then I do.
I ain't mad though,
I just don't like to being lied to.
I remember waiting in New York for Halo 2
You said I could game with you, you never did
I'm feeling blue
It's ok though, the games help me drift away
So when I have a shitty day
Pop in Destiny and press play
'Cause I really don't got shit else
So that shit helps when I'm depressed
I even got a Bungie tattoo across my chest
Sometimes you have to cut content, it doesn't make the squeeze
But this time it killed us, brought us to our knees
As my pocket bleeds, why don't you hear our pleads?
I'm begging you please, fix this -blam!-ing game,
Before you release the DLC's!!
So you have to respond back
Make some sort of contact
This whole situation is just whack
Hit me back, I know your at work Your biggest fan,
- Erk
My tea's gone cold, I'm wondering why I got out of bed at all.
The morning rain clouds up my window and I can't see at all.
And even if I could it'll all be gray,
Put your game on my facebook wall
It reminds, that the game's not so bad, it'snot so bad at all.
Dear Mister
I'm too good to address or write my fans
This'll be the last time I'll ever write your ass,
It's been six weeks and still no word?
I don't deserve it?
I know you got my last two letters,
I wrote everything in it perfect.
This game was awesome
But all you've done is -blam!-ing nerf it.
Things still broke, oh wait,
Look a pumpkin head outfit.
How about you fix that monkey,
Aren't updates suppose to make the game less clunky?
Better yet how 'bout you contain that -blam!-ing zoo
Having second thoughts about getting Destiny 2
What am I'm suppose to do,
Put my trust back into you?
I don' think so, this isn't fair
You proved you no longer care,
I'm done forever, Can't wait for Advanced Warfare
Least while I'm there, I can hear what people have to share.
We'll talk about how Destiny became this shitty nightmare.
Well gotta go, not much time to spare,
I'm about to merk
Your ex biggest fan -Erk
My tea's gone cold, I'm wondering why I got out of bed at all.
The morning rain clouds up my window and I can't see at all.
And even if I could it'll all be gray,
Put your game on my facebook wall
It reminds, that the game's not so bad, it'snot so bad at all.
English
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LOL THIS!
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This was my face today :( knowing I had 4 sets of homework to do before I could do anything else and probably not finish it all before tomorrow but seeing this post made me go wow someone's actually bothered to write that :)
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[quote]Dear Deej, I wrote to you but you're not bothering. I left my name, My gamer tag, And my main e-mail at the bottom. I sent two letter this past Autumn, You must not-a got 'em There probably was a problem on the internet or something Sometimes I misspell e-mails too, Sloppy when I jot 'em But anyways... -blam!- it, What been up? I like that the VoG is harder. Just beat it, with my wife, my son and my daughter. Aetheon didn't stand a chance, total slaughter. Oh I got a dog too, guess what I'm gonna call her. I named her Bungie. I read about the bad reviews and I'm sorry At least your not going under like, Atari And I know you probably hear this everyday But I'm your biggest fan My room is a Bungie shrine man I don't believe DLC is a scam Anyways I hope you get this man I love all your work This is Erk! My tea's gone cold, I'm wondering why I got out of bed at all. The morning rain clouds up my window and I can't see at all. And even if I could it'll all be gray, Put your game on my facebook wall It reminds, that the game's not so bad, it'snot so bad at all. Dear Deej, You still ain't responded or wrote, I hope you have a chance, I ain't mad, I just think it's -blam!-ed up you don't answer fans If you didn't want to talk to me outside the studio You didn't have to. But you could have signed cover art for Matthew That's my little brother man He's only 12 years old. We waited in the blistering cold For four hours and you just said no. That's pretty shitty man Bungie's like his -blam!-ing idol He want to make game just like you He loves you more then I do. I ain't mad though, I just don't like to being lied to. I remember waiting in New York for Halo 2 You said I could game with you, you never did I'm feeling blue It's ok though, the games help me drift away So when I have a shitty day Pop in Destiny and press play 'Cause I really don't got shit else So that shit helps when I'm depressed I even got a Bungie tattoo across my chest Sometimes you have to cut content, it doesn't make the squeeze But this time it killed us, brought us to our knees As my pocket bleeds, why don't you hear our pleads? I'm begging you please, fix this -blam!-ing game, Before you release the DLC's!! So you have to respond back Make some sort of contact This whole situation is just whack Hit me back, I know your at work Your biggest fan, - Erk My tea's gone cold, I'm wondering why I got out of bed at all. The morning rain clouds up my window and I can't see at all. And even if I could it'll all be gray, Put your game on my facebook wall It reminds, that the game's not so bad, it'snot so bad at all. Dear Mister I'm too good to address or write my fans This'll be the last time I'll ever write your ass, It's been six weeks and still no word? I don't deserve it? I know you got my last two letters, I wrote everything in it perfect. This game was awesome But all you've done is -blam!-ing nerf it. Things still broke, oh wait, Look a pumpkin head outfit. How about you fix that monkey, Aren't updates suppose to make the game less clunky? Better yet how 'bout you contain that -blam!-ing zoo Having second thoughts about getting Destiny 2 What am I'm suppose to do, Put my trust back into you? I don' think so, this isn't fair You proved you no longer care, I'm done forever, Can't wait for Advanced Warfare Least while I'm there, I can hear what people have to share. We'll talk about how Destiny became this shitty nightmare. Well gotta go, not much time to spare, I'm about to merk Your ex biggest fan -Erk My tea's gone cold, I'm wondering why I got out of bed at all. The morning rain clouds up my window and I can't see at all. And even if I could it'll all be gray, Put your game on my facebook wall It reminds, that the game's not so bad, it'snot so bad at all.[/quote] this is awesome.
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Great post :) Don't worry, be happy!
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[quote]Dear Deej, I wrote to you but you're not bothering. I left my name, My gamer tag, And my main e-mail at the bottom. I sent two letter this past Autumn, You must not-a got 'em There probably was a problem on the internet or something Sometimes I misspell e-mails too, Sloppy when I jot 'em But anyways... -blam!- it, What been up? I like that the VoG is harder. Just beat it, with my wife, my son and my daughter. Aetheon didn't stand a chance, total slaughter. Oh I got a dog too, guess what I'm gonna call her. I named her Bungie. I read about the bad reviews and I'm sorry At least your not going under like, Atari And I know you probably hear this everyday But I'm your biggest fan My room is a Bungie shrine man I don't believe DLC is a scam Anyways I hope you get this man I love all your work This is Erk! My tea's gone cold, I'm wondering why I got out of bed at all. The morning rain clouds up my window and I can't see at all. And even if I could it'll all be gray, Put your game on my facebook wall It reminds, that the game's not so bad, it'snot so bad at all. Dear Deej, You still ain't responded or wrote, I hope you have a chance, I ain't mad, I just think it's -blam!-ed up you don't answer fans If you didn't want to talk to me outside the studio You didn't have to. But you could have signed cover art for Matthew That's my little brother man He's only 12 years old. We waited in the blistering cold For four hours and you just said no. That's pretty shitty man Bungie's like his -blam!-ing idol He want to make game just like you He loves you more then I do. I ain't mad though, I just don't like to being lied to. I remember waiting in New York for Halo 2 You said I could game with you, you never did I'm feeling blue It's ok though, the games help me drift away So when I have a shitty day Pop in Destiny and press play 'Cause I really don't got shit else So that shit helps when I'm depressed I even got a Bungie tattoo across my chest Sometimes you have to cut content, it doesn't make the squeeze But this time it killed us, brought us to our knees As my pocket bleeds, why don't you hear our pleads? I'm begging you please, fix this -blam!-ing game, Before you release the DLC's!! So you have to respond back Make some sort of contact This whole situation is just whack Hit me back, I know your at work Your biggest fan, - Erk My tea's gone cold, I'm wondering why I got out of bed at all. The morning rain clouds up my window and I can't see at all. And even if I could it'll all be gray, Put your game on my facebook wall It reminds, that the game's not so bad, it'snot so bad at all. Dear Mister I'm too good to address or write my fans This'll be the last time I'll ever write your ass, It's been six weeks and still no word? I don't deserve it? I know you got my last two letters, I wrote everything in it perfect. This game was awesome But all you've done is -blam!-ing nerf it. Things still broke, oh wait, Look a pumpkin head outfit. How about you fix that monkey, Aren't updates suppose to make the game less clunky? Better yet how 'bout you contain that -blam!-ing zoo Having second thoughts about getting Destiny 2 What am I'm suppose to do, Put my trust back into you? I don' think so, this isn't fair You proved you no longer care, I'm done forever, Can't wait for Advanced Warfare Least while I'm there, I can hear what people have to share. We'll talk about how Destiny became this shitty nightmare. Well gotta go, not much time to spare, I'm about to merk Your ex biggest fan -Erk My tea's gone cold, I'm wondering why I got out of bed at all. The morning rain clouds up my window and I can't see at all. And even if I could it'll all be gray, Put your game on my facebook wall It reminds, that the game's not so bad, it'snot so bad at all.[/quote] This is why I read this thread daily, thank you.
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Awesome...simply awesome
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[quote]Dear Deej, I wrote to you but you're not bothering. I left my name, My gamer tag, And my main e-mail at the bottom. I sent two letter this past Autumn, You must not-a got 'em There probably was a problem on the internet or something Sometimes I misspell e-mails too, Sloppy when I jot 'em But anyways... -blam!- it, What been up? I like that the VoG is harder. Just beat it, with my wife, my son and my daughter. Aetheon didn't stand a chance, total slaughter. Oh I got a dog too, guess what I'm gonna call her. I named her Bungie. I read about the bad reviews and I'm sorry At least your not going under like, Atari And I know you probably hear this everyday But I'm your biggest fan My room is a Bungie shrine man I don't believe DLC is a scam Anyways I hope you get this man I love all your work This is Erk! My tea's gone cold, I'm wondering why I got out of bed at all. The morning rain clouds up my window and I can't see at all. And even if I could it'll all be gray, Put your game on my facebook wall It reminds, that the game's not so bad, it'snot so bad at all. Dear Deej, You still ain't responded or wrote, I hope you have a chance, I ain't mad, I just think it's -blam!-ed up you don't answer fans If you didn't want to talk to me outside the studio You didn't have to. But you could have signed cover art for Matthew That's my little brother man He's only 12 years old. We waited in the blistering cold For four hours and you just said no. That's pretty shitty man Bungie's like his -blam!-ing idol He want to make game just like you He loves you more then I do. I ain't mad though, I just don't like to being lied to. I remember waiting in New York for Halo 2 You said I could game with you, you never did I'm feeling blue It's ok though, the games help me drift away So when I have a shitty day Pop in Destiny and press play 'Cause I really don't got shit else So that shit helps when I'm depressed I even got a Bungie tattoo across my chest Sometimes you have to cut content, it doesn't make the squeeze But this time it killed us, brought us to our knees As my pocket bleeds, why don't you hear our pleads? I'm begging you please, fix this -blam!-ing game, Before you release the DLC's!! So you have to respond back Make some sort of contact This whole situation is just whack Hit me back, I know your at work Your biggest fan, - Erk My tea's gone cold, I'm wondering why I got out of bed at all. The morning rain clouds up my window and I can't see at all. And even if I could it'll all be gray, Put your game on my facebook wall It reminds, that the game's not so bad, it'snot so bad at all. Dear Mister I'm too good to address or write my fans This'll be the last time I'll ever write your ass, It's been six weeks and still no word? I don't deserve it? I know you got my last two letters, I wrote everything in it perfect. This game was awesome But all you've done is -blam!-ing nerf it. Things still broke, oh wait, Look a pumpkin head outfit. How about you fix that monkey, Aren't updates suppose to make the game less clunky? Better yet how 'bout you contain that -blam!-ing zoo Having second thoughts about getting Destiny 2 What am I'm suppose to do, Put my trust back into you? I don' think so, this isn't fair You proved you no longer care, I'm done forever, Can't wait for Advanced Warfare Least while I'm there, I can hear what people have to share. We'll talk about how Destiny became this shitty nightmare. Well gotta go, not much time to spare, I'm about to merk Your ex biggest fan -Erk My tea's gone cold, I'm wondering why I got out of bed at all. The morning rain clouds up my window and I can't see at all. And even if I could it'll all be gray, Put your game on my facebook wall It reminds, that the game's not so bad, it'snot so bad at all.[/quote]awesome post
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Amazing bro. ! Read it throughly, made me want to listen to the actual song. Again great work.
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So tight
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Excellent Dude
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Dude that was an Awesome quote I hope you have fun with what you do for a living
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To bad its true ..... I wish this game could have been awesome and it might have been if they just give you the game. Not make the game really short so it's easy to make dlc. That's how you destroy something good.
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Lmao awesome!
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My applause. Bump!
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Hahah you made my day !!
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[quote]Dear Deej, I wrote to you but you're not bothering. I left my name, My gamer tag, And my main e-mail at the bottom. I sent two letter this past Autumn, You must not-a got 'em There probably was a problem on the internet or something Sometimes I misspell e-mails too, Sloppy when I jot 'em But anyways... -blam!- it, What been up? I like that the VoG is harder. Just beat it, with my wife, my son and my daughter. Aetheon didn't stand a chance, total slaughter. Oh I got a dog too, guess what I'm gonna call her. I named her Bungie. I read about the bad reviews and I'm sorry At least your not going under like, Atari And I know you probably hear this everyday But I'm your biggest fan My room is a Bungie shrine man I don't believe DLC is a scam Anyways I hope you get this man I love all your work This is Erk! My tea's gone cold, I'm wondering why I got out of bed at all. The morning rain clouds up my window and I can't see at all. And even if I could it'll all be gray, Put your game on my facebook wall It reminds, that the game's not so bad, it'snot so bad at all. Dear Deej, You still ain't responded or wrote, I hope you have a chance, I ain't mad, I just think it's -blam!-ed up you don't answer fans If you didn't want to talk to me outside the studio You didn't have to. But you could have signed cover art for Matthew That's my little brother man He's only 12 years old. We waited in the blistering cold For four hours and you just said no. That's pretty shitty man Bungie's like his -blam!-ing idol He want to make game just like you He loves you more then I do. I ain't mad though, I just don't like to being lied to. I remember waiting in New York for Halo 2 You said I could game with you, you never did I'm feeling blue It's ok though, the games help me drift away So when I have a shitty day Pop in Destiny and press play 'Cause I really don't got shit else So that shit helps when I'm depressed I even got a Bungie tattoo across my chest Sometimes you have to cut content, it doesn't make the squeeze But this time it killed us, brought us to our knees As my pocket bleeds, why don't you hear our pleads? I'm begging you please, fix this -blam!-ing game, Before you release the DLC's!! So you have to respond back Make some sort of contact This whole situation is just whack Hit me back, I know your at work Your biggest fan, - Erk My tea's gone cold, I'm wondering why I got out of bed at all. The morning rain clouds up my window and I can't see at all. And even if I could it'll all be gray, Put your game on my facebook wall It reminds, that the game's not so bad, it'snot so bad at all. Dear Mister I'm too good to address or write my fans This'll be the last time I'll ever write your ass, It's been six weeks and still no word? I don't deserve it? I know you got my last two letters, I wrote everything in it perfect. This game was awesome But all you've done is -blam!-ing nerf it. Things still broke, oh wait, Look a pumpkin head outfit. How about you fix that monkey, Aren't updates suppose to make the game less clunky? Better yet how 'bout you contain that -blam!-ing zoo Having second thoughts about getting Destiny 2 What am I'm suppose to do, Put my trust back into you? I don' think so, this isn't fair You proved you no longer care, I'm done forever, Can't wait for Advanced Warfare Least while I'm there, I can hear what people have to share. We'll talk about how Destiny became this shitty nightmare. Well gotta go, not much time to spare, I'm about to merk Your ex biggest fan -Erk My tea's gone cold, I'm wondering why I got out of bed at all. The morning rain clouds up my window and I can't see at all. And even if I could it'll all be gray, Put your game on my facebook wall It reminds, that the game's not so bad, it'snot so bad at all.[/quote] I just want you to know you're my hero. That took a lot of creativity. Nicely done this should be trending haha long live eminem.
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This was awesome. I like the way you changed some rhymes and still make it work. And the choice of song summarizes perfectly most of the fan base. Bravo for taking your time.
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Haha awesome!
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Quit spming this. No one likes emenim
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[quote]Quit spming this. No one likes emenim[/quote] Die
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All in good time my Emo friend
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Just because you don't doesn't mean you need to talk for everyone els keep your comments to yourself if your going to be a inconsiderate piece of trash
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You're a racist!
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Edited by Guardian5718: 11/10/2014 7:17:24 PM[quote]Quit spming this. No one likes emenim[/quote]I for one love eminem's music it's so great. So your speech is invalid plenty people like eminem and even if you don't you got to admit this took a lot of thought on the guy who re wrote this rap