Dear Deej,
I wrote to you but you're not bothering.
I left my name,
My gamer tag,
And my main e-mail at the bottom.
I sent two letter this past Autumn,
You must not-a got 'em
There probably was a problem on the internet or something
Sometimes I misspell e-mails too,
Sloppy when I jot 'em
But anyways...
-blam!- it, What been up? I like that the VoG is harder.
Just beat it, with my wife, my son and my daughter.
Aetheon didn't stand a chance, total slaughter.
Oh I got a dog too, guess what I'm gonna call her.
I named her Bungie.
I read about the bad reviews and I'm sorry
At least your not going under like, Atari
And I know you probably hear this everyday
But I'm your biggest fan
My room is a Bungie shrine man
I don't believe DLC is a scam
Anyways I hope you get this man
I love all your work
This is Erk!
My tea's gone cold, I'm wondering why I got out of bed at all.
The morning rain clouds up my window and I can't see at all.
And even if I could it'll all be gray,
Put your game on my facebook wall
It reminds, that the game's not so bad, it'snot so bad at all.
Dear Deej,
You still ain't responded or wrote,
I hope you have a chance,
I ain't mad,
I just think it's -blam!-ed up you don't answer fans
If you didn't want to talk to me outside the studio
You didn't have to.
But you could have signed cover art for Matthew
That's my little brother man
He's only 12 years old.
We waited in the blistering cold
For four hours and you just said no.
That's pretty shitty man
Bungie's like his -blam!-ing idol
He want to make game just like you
He loves you more then I do.
I ain't mad though,
I just don't like to being lied to.
I remember waiting in New York for Halo 2
You said I could game with you, you never did
I'm feeling blue
It's ok though, the games help me drift away
So when I have a shitty day
Pop in Destiny and press play
'Cause I really don't got shit else
So that shit helps when I'm depressed
I even got a Bungie tattoo across my chest
Sometimes you have to cut content, it doesn't make the squeeze
But this time it killed us, brought us to our knees
As my pocket bleeds, why don't you hear our pleads?
I'm begging you please, fix this -blam!-ing game,
Before you release the DLC's!!
So you have to respond back
Make some sort of contact
This whole situation is just whack
Hit me back, I know your at work Your biggest fan,
- Erk
My tea's gone cold, I'm wondering why I got out of bed at all.
The morning rain clouds up my window and I can't see at all.
And even if I could it'll all be gray,
Put your game on my facebook wall
It reminds, that the game's not so bad, it'snot so bad at all.
Dear Mister
I'm too good to address or write my fans
This'll be the last time I'll ever write your ass,
It's been six weeks and still no word?
I don't deserve it?
I know you got my last two letters,
I wrote everything in it perfect.
This game was awesome
But all you've done is -blam!-ing nerf it.
Things still broke, oh wait,
Look a pumpkin head outfit.
How about you fix that monkey,
Aren't updates suppose to make the game less clunky?
Better yet how 'bout you contain that -blam!-ing zoo
Having second thoughts about getting Destiny 2
What am I'm suppose to do,
Put my trust back into you?
I don' think so, this isn't fair
You proved you no longer care,
I'm done forever, Can't wait for Advanced Warfare
Least while I'm there, I can hear what people have to share.
We'll talk about how Destiny became this shitty nightmare.
Well gotta go, not much time to spare,
I'm about to merk
Your ex biggest fan -Erk
My tea's gone cold, I'm wondering why I got out of bed at all.
The morning rain clouds up my window and I can't see at all.
And even if I could it'll all be gray,
Put your game on my facebook wall
It reminds, that the game's not so bad, it'snot so bad at all.
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Arguably one of my favourite posts on these forums, brilliant
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Mad respect for the talent lmao out loud
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Please sign this petition as this is the only way to get our voices heard. Make your Fate Guardians. https://www.change.org/p/activision-make-first-2-expansions-free-or-give-people-a-refund-for-the-retail-purchase-of-destiny-and-or-any-downloadable-content-they-may-of-purchased
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Dude no. I got my money's worth I'm still enjoying the game. Why would I participate in any action that could (however inconceivably small) damage the possibilities for the rest of the franchise? To everyone who wants a refund or wants to sue for false advertising (or what ever other silly ass plan you have) most game stores have a trade in policy, or a returns policy so you already have a mechanism in place for voting with your wallet. Not everything lives up to expectations in life, for some this is one of those times, for others like myself we're happy with what we have. Sure there are things that could have been better but after weighing the money I spent vs the time if enjoyed playing the game I'm still far far ahead. If you genuinely dislike the game then go do something else. There are other games out there for you to play. Leave the destiny forums alone and find something else to amuse yourselves with. For those that just want to complain for the sake of complaining then the same applies but with a few inserted expletives.
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Would have been enjoyable if not for all the grammatical errors.
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I hope u get famous for that remix haha
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Genius man, f'kn genius
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I love how people are calling it out like we didnt already know this was takin out of the eminem song.. you are retarded for thinking we are all that retarded.. as for the post.. -blam!-in awesome.. love the creativity man
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Fantastic. Hat off to you Sir
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Wow. This is the dumbest thing i ever seen. You must really like destiny sinking an hr typing about it while you're not able to play it.
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Let me guess: "Stan" by Eminem?
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*everyone stands* *everyone slowly starts to clap*
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I'm your biggest fan now, lol.
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Dude this is awesome bump for life, destiny pay attention ur steadily losing most of us
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*gets up* *looks around* *starts slow clap*
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Hahaha so good!
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Omg you're the greatest lmfao
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oh, a Stan.
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Ha GAYYYYYYYYYY
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Bump it
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Lmfaooo
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This is the best
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Hahaha fuk yea made me laugh out loud so good
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