Dear Deej,
I wrote to you but you're not bothering.
I left my name,
My gamer tag,
And my main e-mail at the bottom.
I sent two letter this past Autumn,
You must not-a got 'em
There probably was a problem on the internet or something
Sometimes I misspell e-mails too,
Sloppy when I jot 'em
But anyways...
-blam!- it, What been up? I like that the VoG is harder.
Just beat it, with my wife, my son and my daughter.
Aetheon didn't stand a chance, total slaughter.
Oh I got a dog too, guess what I'm gonna call her.
I named her Bungie.
I read about the bad reviews and I'm sorry
At least your not going under like, Atari
And I know you probably hear this everyday
But I'm your biggest fan
My room is a Bungie shrine man
I don't believe DLC is a scam
Anyways I hope you get this man
I love all your work
This is Erk!
My tea's gone cold, I'm wondering why I got out of bed at all.
The morning rain clouds up my window and I can't see at all.
And even if I could it'll all be gray,
Put your game on my facebook wall
It reminds, that the game's not so bad, it'snot so bad at all.
Dear Deej,
You still ain't responded or wrote,
I hope you have a chance,
I ain't mad,
I just think it's -blam!-ed up you don't answer fans
If you didn't want to talk to me outside the studio
You didn't have to.
But you could have signed cover art for Matthew
That's my little brother man
He's only 12 years old.
We waited in the blistering cold
For four hours and you just said no.
That's pretty shitty man
Bungie's like his -blam!-ing idol
He want to make game just like you
He loves you more then I do.
I ain't mad though,
I just don't like to being lied to.
I remember waiting in New York for Halo 2
You said I could game with you, you never did
I'm feeling blue
It's ok though, the games help me drift away
So when I have a shitty day
Pop in Destiny and press play
'Cause I really don't got shit else
So that shit helps when I'm depressed
I even got a Bungie tattoo across my chest
Sometimes you have to cut content, it doesn't make the squeeze
But this time it killed us, brought us to our knees
As my pocket bleeds, why don't you hear our pleads?
I'm begging you please, fix this -blam!-ing game,
Before you release the DLC's!!
So you have to respond back
Make some sort of contact
This whole situation is just whack
Hit me back, I know your at work Your biggest fan,
- Erk
My tea's gone cold, I'm wondering why I got out of bed at all.
The morning rain clouds up my window and I can't see at all.
And even if I could it'll all be gray,
Put your game on my facebook wall
It reminds, that the game's not so bad, it'snot so bad at all.
Dear Mister
I'm too good to address or write my fans
This'll be the last time I'll ever write your ass,
It's been six weeks and still no word?
I don't deserve it?
I know you got my last two letters,
I wrote everything in it perfect.
This game was awesome
But all you've done is -blam!-ing nerf it.
Things still broke, oh wait,
Look a pumpkin head outfit.
How about you fix that monkey,
Aren't updates suppose to make the game less clunky?
Better yet how 'bout you contain that -blam!-ing zoo
Having second thoughts about getting Destiny 2
What am I'm suppose to do,
Put my trust back into you?
I don' think so, this isn't fair
You proved you no longer care,
I'm done forever, Can't wait for Advanced Warfare
Least while I'm there, I can hear what people have to share.
We'll talk about how Destiny became this shitty nightmare.
Well gotta go, not much time to spare,
I'm about to merk
Your ex biggest fan -Erk
My tea's gone cold, I'm wondering why I got out of bed at all.
The morning rain clouds up my window and I can't see at all.
And even if I could it'll all be gray,
Put your game on my facebook wall
It reminds, that the game's not so bad, it'snot so bad at all.
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Nicely done.
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Amazing and so true
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Lol! Nice one
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Unfortunately...all they can hear is the everything is awesome song...
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le bump for justice.
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Bravo. Bravo ;-)
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This was great, many bumps to you.
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Amazing
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nizzle
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Simply awesome
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That was awesome and funny! +1
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I love the Eminem song! A BILLION BUMPS! THAT WAS MASTERFULLY WRITTEN BRAVO!!!
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Lmao. Veey good
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Nice!
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Holy f**king shit bump.
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Now this freaking awesome. What would make this sooooo much better is if bungie wrote back to you as part of Eminem's part in the song. Saying something like "dear erk, I meant to write to you sooner but I just been busy, you said girlfriend is mad now, how far away is she? Look, I'm really flattered you would name your dog that. And heres an autograph for your brother i wrote it on destiny 2 hat. I'm sorry I didn't see you at the show, must a missed you. Don't think I did that shit intentionally just to diss you. But what's this shit you said about you don't like to get kicked to orbit too? I say that shits just funny dog, come on, its kinda -blam!-ed up too. You got some issues erk, I think you need to put down the controller. Maybe go outside and try to cool down some." Lmao I can't believe I spent 20 mins of my life thinking/doing this. All in all I still love the game
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http://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/76200996/0/0/1
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Still a good flow to the rap
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Bump!!!
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Amazing man. Truly amazing.
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Again whining about nothing! Seriously all you people say the game is crappy yet you still probably have like at least 50 hours into the game....
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Actually since the details of DLC were released the game Destiny hasn't touched my console
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That's because nothing's out yet:) shut trap plz