For me, it has to be this: i was at school, and my buddies were in a different room. So i wanted to walk in there and be like "ayy lmao" but i see what seems like one of my friends giving a blowjob to my other friend, i stand there and say "what the -blam!-, dude!" And she stands up and says "oh *redacted* asked me to tie his shoe for him." After that it was awkwardly silent for the rest of class.
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Had indigestion, sitting on hard wood floor at the girlfriends house in under armor shorts, accidentally let out an earth shattering fart in front of her entire family. It was amplified by the hardwood floor