Logic is logic. You not liking it because you've drunk the Microsoft kool-aid is your problem.
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No, actually it's because you're boring and you have no personality.
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Clearly having no personality is something you are an authority on.
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Well, the experience just comes from everyday life and little interactions here and there. Don't give up, some day you'll get that moment of clarity. I don't brag about my expertise, I prefer to be more humble. 60 days later you'll get a badge in the mail, then bam you're official.