...Porkins WAS the Death Star? * two of the largest non-planet bodies in the universe * we have video evidence of both of them exploding, at almost the same place and time * you never actually see their faces together in the same shot * Porkins is from "parkour", which means "to get around"; no other celestial bodies in SW canon are as perfectly round as the man-made space station * Obi Wan Kenobi says, "that's no moon." What did he know that we don't???