But this is a e-penis measuring contest! Nobody can back down!
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Allow me to be the first... *climbs soapbox* [b]"My e-penis is tiny! And I'm ok!"[/b]
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The courage! The bravery! You sir are truly a modern day American hero of justice! \(^o^)/
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I didn't do it for the glory...it simply needed to be done. *hero pose*