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[i]I was only the level of 20...
I had all of the engram merchandise...
I prayed to RNGesus before every decryption....
Thanking him for the Engrams I had been given....
My friends overheard me and called a fgt.
I knew they were just jealous of my obvious devotion to RNGesus....
I called them -blam!-s....
They kicked me out of the Xbox Live Party...
I'm crying now...
I feel a warmth moving towards me....
It's RNGesus!
I hold my engrams out...
I'm ready...
He picks them up with his powerful coded hands,
smashing them into peices, yellow flashing before my eyes.
Suros, Plan C, Gjallahorn, MIDA, they all fly into my inventory....
My inventory is full,
but I do it for RNGesus.
RNGJesus begins decrypting my armor engrams,
filling my inventory with his RNG Love.
My friends walk into the tower...
RNGesus looks them straight in the eyes and sais,
"93'4 832 8947329 847..."
RNGesus flys out of the tower.
RNGesus is love.
RNGesus...
Is life...[/i]
[spoiler]It's not ogre till I say it's ogre[/spoiler]
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