She's goin' on 'n on 'bout, sum Destiny, er sumthin.
Sumthin' bout me hollerin' at them teabaggin whippersnappers.
S'long as I git me Vex Mit-oh-class befer I die, I'll be a happy man.
What is this 'ere place... whatya lookin' at boy?...
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Oh ye, so mah wife leff me fer 'nother man, sayin' sumthin' 'bout me playin' the tee-vee box too much.
Good riddence I se, woman could barely prepare a sammich.
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Whats this here place?
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So mah wife leff me the other day-
HHHHNNNNNNNGGGGG!
*dies*
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-at funeral- -sob- "Poor spookwind wolf...... he was such a desticle...-sob-
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Oh thank god grandpa is dead