You get one post to convince everyone you are their mostest favoritest personiest person to read here. After you do that, read others and try to find some new cool people to be your favorite reads and instant sides-to-orbit posts. Go.
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Fartmonkey once told me people know who I am.... I still have the hardest time finding whether or not that's true. Likely not, but whatever. In the end, it doesn't even matter.