I've embraced that I am now the king of awkward threads.
Well floof, when did you fart that was very poorly timed?
For me I'd have to say at work; we were having a staff meeting and we were all sitting in metal folding chairs and I accidentally let one rip, I was embarrassed to say the least.
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I was doing jumping jacks in gym with a group of people...... I farted, it smelled horrid.