Now give it a name. Give it a backstory.
Let the objects around you know that [i]you do care.[/i]
[spoiler]Even though you don't.[/spoiler]
I've created Randall the Sandal. Born and raised in a makeshift shed in Mississippi.
[spoiler]I didn't know where this was going. I'm pretty tired.[/spoiler]
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Jack the Boxerbriefs. He hated life for a while, but eventually he turned gay. He also developed a weird fetish for farts.