1. Thou shalt not talketh about thine Fight club
2.Thou shalt NOT TALKETH ABOUT THINE FIGHT CLUB
3. Thou shalt tryeth Xbox.com
4. Thy Booty thread? Thy booty thread.
5. Thou shalt never clicketh thy link, labeled JOHN CENA
6. Thou shalt worship no other deities, other than thine own holy foot.
7. Thou shalt always participate in thine Joke thread.
8. Swiggity swooty, thine lord shall get thine booty
9. Thy holiest lord posts last.
10. No one shalt know what verily lies on thine Porch