I've embraced that I am now the king of awkward threads.
Well floof, when did you fart that was very poorly timed?
For me I'd have to say at work; we were having a staff meeting and we were all sitting in metal folding chairs and I accidentally let one rip, I was embarrassed to say the least.
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Oh at school I just had peppers and beans because it was "Mexican history month" and a kid barfed
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Implying there is ever a bad time to let one rip
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I was in class I and I had to fart so I thought, maybe I can drop my book and fart at the same time? So I dropped the book and everyone looked at me. Then I farted. Loudly
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when intimate with the lady
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When I was sick, it resulted In me evacuating my bowels whilst still wearing pants.
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I was doing jumping jacks in gym with a group of people...... I farted, it smelled horrid.
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Well a girl farted in front of me once and to not make it awkward I farted too lol we laughed it off
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In the middle of my porch-u-geese class Sounded like a nuke from mw2
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In the classroom during another persons presentation.
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Right after my teacher gave my class a lecture on being rude, everyone was silent...
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In an elevator
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During sex
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At a funeral...