Mine is
"America, the best god damn planet on Earth"
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"Patriotism is the belief that your country is superior to all others simply because you were born in it."- Call of Duty, Modern Warfare 2 campaign death screen
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Fool me once... Shame on... Shame on you. Fool me twice....... The point is, you can't fool me again.
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WHATS THAT? I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER ALL THIS FREEDOM!!
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=o7gA_aWanYU&itct=CCQQpDAYACITCLDgqITbo8ICFYe-ywodpSQACzIHcmVsYXRlZEjf-dHLo7-X-N0B
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Happy 2014th birthday, America. [spoiler]I heard someone say it nonsarcastically. I needed to sit down after that.[/spoiler]
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America, where pizza gets to your house faster than an ambulance
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MURICA! HERE TO SAVE THE MOTHER -blam!-IN DAY
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Back-to-back World War champs. 'Nuff said.
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America: the only country that matters If you want to experience other "cultures" us an Atlas or a ham radio.
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Murcia Hell Yeah *shoots gun off into the air*
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[quote] "America, the best god damn planet on Earth" [/quote] I lost it when i read this. Hahaha
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"Today, we celebrate, our Independence Day." Because every other country needs America to figure out how to stop aliens.
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"People who dont live in America are terrorists"
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Edited by Abject Tangent: 11/30/2014 3:00:28 AM[quote]Show me a good and gracious loser and I'll show you a failure.[/quote] [quote]Sure I wave the American flag. Do you know of a better flag to wave? Sure I love my country with all her faults. I'm not ashamed of that, never have been, never will be.[/quote] [quote]If you could kick the person in the pants responsible for most of your trouble, you wouldn't sit for a month.[/quote] [quote]Every immigrant who comes here should be required within five years to learn English or leave the country.[/quote] [quote]In the first place, we should insist that if the immigrant who comes here in good faith becomes an American and assimilates himself with us, he shall be treated on an exact equality with everyone else, for it is an outrage to discriminate against any such man because of creed, or birthplace, or origin. But this is predicated upon this person's becoming in every facet an American... There can be no divided allegiance here. Any man who says he is an American, but something else also, isn't an American at all. We have room for but one flag, the American flag... We have room for but one language here, and that is the English language... And we have room for but one sole loyalty, that is a loyalty to the American people.[/quote][quote]There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism... The one absolutely certain way of bringing this nation to ruin, of preventing all possibility of its continuing to be a nation at all, would be to permit it to become a tangle of squabbling nationalities.[/quote][quote]We must dare to be great; and we must realize that greatness is the fruit of toil and sacrifice and high courage.[/quote]
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HISTORY STARTED ON JULY 4TH, 1776
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"Nanomachines, son."
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What a time to be a patriot
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Genghis Khan. Hitler. Stalin. Pol Pot. They were all great men.
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America has no D in it.
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I'm so 'Murica I piss red white and blue My doctor said it is pancreatic cancer I told him to suck some star spangled dick you commie!
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[b]Death is preferable to Communism[/b]
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"'Merica where are number 1 export is carpet bombs" ;)
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"They took er gunz"
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"Made in China"
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“Discovered by the Germans in 1904, they named it San Diego, which of course in German means ‘a whale’s vagina.’” — Ron Burgundy