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Edited by Tyr, Bane Of Your Moms Box:
10/23/2014 8:31:09 PM
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things and stuff and things
Letting you guys be you go ahead and get what's on your chest out and let your freek flag fly don't worry I won't judge
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1 ReplyInstructions were unclear, dick stuck in toaster...
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1 ReplyI like things
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I've got a bitch of an itch and its making me twitch. Now I'm stuck in this ditch. Someone go get my friend Mitch! He likes to wear abercrombie and Fitch. And please nobody be a snitch. This is rather embarrassing....
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Yay for waking up early
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1 ReplyI once told a girl that her cold sore was a form of herpes and suddenly one of these people I know started telling her that repeatedly to the point where she almost cried and I felt like the biggest dick ever. [spoiler]then I found out she was messing with me. This is why we can't have nice things[/spoiler]
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6 RepliesUhhh.... I got nothin. :0
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1 ReplyEdited by Jet Tea: 10/26/2014 10:17:28 PMI have a two page analytical essay to write today. It's about how oil in Alaska affected it's big economy boom and how oil will affect the states future. [spoiler]It's due tomorrow.[/spoiler]
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5 RepliesI'm alone and I'm sick of it.
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4 RepliesThese two kids at school started telling at each other, clearly a fight was about to start. All of a sudden one of them yells "Yo bitch, size up!" The other replies "Fück yeah I will!" The first one says" ya bitch, How big yo dick, no homo?" The other, really confused, just stares at him blankly The First kid whips out a measuring tape and his little buddy. He measures his flaccid dick and screams "4.5! Beat that!" The other kid complies and does the same. He yells " 5.7! I win!" The first kid is furious and his dick explodes. A teacher breaks up the fight and they are both expelled. Moral of the story: no one cares how big your dick is.
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Chhhhhhhiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiicccccccccccckkkkkkkkkkkkeeeeeeeennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnsssssssss!!!!!!
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I made fun of my wife today for asking me about her tattoo idea that she forgot about
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1 ReplyI killed a spider that I found in the shower this morning.
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I got screw two days in a row and not literally neither no I got stuck pulling two doubles cause people decide they don't want to show up for there jobs
