originally posted in:TheLollipopGuild
What the -blam!- do cults do anyway? What do we do, are there any rituals, like put on a dress and throw corn dogs at people? No? Just me? Okay.
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....we should sacrifice ODSTFAN28 in the name of our god that we praise PRAISE THE TEXT BASED GOD \(^w^)/
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This is what some cults do
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Turn themselves into monsters?
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Hail Sithis!
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Asking what cults do is like asking what religions do. Some people would insist it is actually the same question. Regardless of that, they have a wide range of activity.
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Mine tries to reproduce a sexually kill all women and destroy the the world -Swarm of Nuder
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Poligamy and mass marriages to fourteen year olds are a common feature. Try and avoid the ones that like to make guys into unics.
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Drinking the Koolaid
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It's a secret but for a small fee of $99.99 you can join my cult.
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Hello
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How about I show you? But first I need you to get me the following: > a statue of Elvis Presley > an iguana > a pink Floyd cd > 3 Barbie doll heads (assorted) > a string of beads > a lock of John Lennon's hair > a bale of hay > a dead horse > kool-aid
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I assume you are talking about the popular definition of cult, and not the actual definition? Because most religions, including Christianity, Islam, and Judaism are technically cults
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Are you a cult leader?
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My cult likes to fly thousands of milies to a desert Build a statue of a man. Play some sick beatsies Take a whole bunch of drugs. Then proceed to burn this statue, which took days to build. And have a a orgy in a -blam!-ing desert while the sun glistens on are -blam!-ing sweaty balls a nipple piercing because whose -blam!-ing idea was it to -blam!-ing go in the middle of the desert.
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Well, the Scientologists tried to plant moles in the US government to confiscate and delete any negative files relating to Scientology. I'm pretty sure there was a court case in the 80's, and I recall Elron's wife took the hit. But the Church of Scientology is a [i]wealthy[/i] cult. Regular blue-collar cults... I dunno. The WBC violates the peace's naughty parts. The Klan writes deathnotes and hang around their backyards making darky jokes. I'm sure there's a Cult of Cthulu somewhere.
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Oh god, you're a SOCALIST
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Go knock on people's doors trying to tell them about the "truth".
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So here's what we need. - a giant rhino statue - kidnapped people - black robes - kool aid.
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well my cult leader says that we'll be having kool aid at a get together next week
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YASS LETS START A [i]RIOT[/i]
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A cult is simply a system of religious veneration and devotion directed toward a particular figure or object. If you think about it, Christianity began as a cult. Some cults are good, some are bad.
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We should build a giant rhino statue
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We should burn all the heretics, and all dress up in white robes
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They meditate and shit and then kidnap farm girls to be their sexy slaves. *phones up nearest cult and asks to join.