'Dear RNGesus, would you be so kind to hand me a Vex. I've done the raid 8 times on hard but.. I think my prayers aren't reaching you.. Amen.' - Joey
'Dear RNGesus, please give me The vision of confluence. I'm praying every raid to get, because yes, Scout rifles are my favourite weapons, please be kind next week.' - Robin
'RNGesus, if you are out there.. Please give me and my warlock buddy some nice warm comfy raid shoes to warm our feet... The cold is unbearable *cough cough*. Please, send us a sign that you do exist!' - Luke
[i]Please, share your prayers with our fellow believers below. [/i]
'May the RNGesus be with you.' - Master Yoda
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"Dear RNGesus, please let me live to see the Red Death."
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Dear RNGesus, thanks for the mythoclast the other day but i still hate you. k bye