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Edited by eating lunch:
10/22/2014 8:19:25 PM
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INCLUDES PIC!!! Destiny sucks; AW excited me; had lots of AW Dew; Destiny made me sick
Destiny sucked so I got bored and annoyed by it and quit with it. So I was checking out trailers for games like Far Cry 4, MCC, Halo 5, and CoD Advanced Warfare, and got excited when Kevin Spacey was all like "Politicians can't solve problems, but I CAN" and then the trailer was all like "POWER CHANGES EVERYTHING."
Shortly after I was in Walmart getting my groceries, and saw some Call of Duty: Advanced Warfare Mt. Dew with a shot of Lemonade Gamer Fuel, and impulsively bought the 12 pack or however many come in a box because of CoD AW Kevin Spacey capitalism and patriotism.
Now I drank like a third of the sodas in a couple of days and feel a little sick from it.
I blame Destiny/ Bungie and Activision for making me feel like crap.
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You are a -blam!-tard
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3 RepliesYou gave up on Destiny and hopped right back onto the Activision hype train? You are the most brainless individual alive.
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1 ReplyI drink about 3 litres of cherry coke a day, man the -blam!- up.
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Call of Dewty: Mountain Warfare!!!!!!!!!
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2 RepliesYou got sick from 4 sodas over 2 days? n00b.
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3 RepliesEdited by Goat Whisperer: 10/24/2014 12:18:33 PM[You need a Mountain Dew® premium account to view this comment]
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1 ReplyCan't wait to get some of that other flavor of gamer fuel DEW today!
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1 ReplyI got the alternate story for destiny right here https://www.bungie.net/nb/Forum/Post/74749051/0/0
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1 ReplyCod sux I stay wit destiny
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3 RepliesCoD is the darkness that took control of the Traveler and Kevin Spacy is the Speaker. Whatever you do, don't agree to meet the Speaker at a subway station to discuss your Destiny conspiracy theories.
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1 ReplyLemonade game fuel? Why did you nerf Pepsi, Bungie?
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3 Replies.... "lemonade flavor" game fuel sounds kind of nasty.
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1 ReplyProof marketing works
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2 RepliesLemonade shouldn't be slammed quickly, Mountain Dew lemonade shouldn't even be drank. Did you learn a lesson?
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1 ReplyI got sick too just reading this...class action lawsuit?
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3 Repliesyou're stupid
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4 RepliesNo I'm pretty sure that's your own damn fault for not having a system to support that kind of intake. I can easily handle half a twelve pack in a single day.
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6 RepliesYour first mistake was drinking Mountain Dew...
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3 Repliesreally a 3rd of it... I drink could drink that easily. I ussally drink a pack in 2 days tops btw yes i am still healthy according to my doctor.
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7 RepliesRealizing that he's still supporting activision, priceless
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1 ReplyBecause I care about that. Thanks for wasting my time with bs.
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3 RepliesEdited by SgtThroatPunch: 10/22/2014 8:27:02 PMI wonder if Frank Underwood will play AW. Mind blown.
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7 RepliesAnd this is what scares me about the youth of America.
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1 Reply"DEWANDDORITOS"? So, where's the Lemonade-flavor Doritos to go with it?
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3 RepliesI blame your mom for me reading that drivel
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15 RepliesWhat you should be blaming from that "gamer fuel" is the crap itself, and everyone is blinded as to what causes cancer... (hint hint prosessed food and sugar)
