[b]AND NOW A MOMENT OF SILENCE FOR OUR RAID-DAY PRAYER:[/b]
"RNGeezus.....we ask for your blessing on this hollowed day of Non-Guardian Slaughter. We ask that our server connections be unbreakable and without animal-named falter.
We ask that our loot be plentiful, vibrant colors of Purple and Gold...... and our Missing RAID-Gear be provided - so that our Light is 32-level Bold.
May all our Chests be Exotic and Radiant....full of Shards and Energy to Trade. Let us all max out our Guardians....in preparation for tomorrow's big day...
May our Icebreakers be keen on heads of those that Boom. May our Gjally's pack of wolves be inflamed and targeting be true. May our Swordbearers dance swiftly - slashing with sharpened glowing blades.... May the light be with you Guardians! OGC Legions gather en masse to dominate CROTA'S HARD RAID !!!!!
AMEN."
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Okay lord high fixer, heavenly gamer. Please bless thou with The Last Word, Vex Mythoclast, Raid Helmet, and Raid gear for my Titan. I repent my sins and I know it says thou shall not kill but it's my job. I'll hunt every one of those dregs down with my new Last Word or Vex Mythoclast you bless me with. Amen.