I have attempted Te Vault many, many times, and I always get to Atheon. I can rock the Templar like a boss, blocking them Teleports and slamming him with all the crap I gots.
The Maze is my ish. Fastest complete time: ten seconds. (Someone got stuck and we had to wait. This is, of course, not including the time it takes to get the chests.)
Parkour!? Forget about it. I was Parkouring in Assassins Creed when most of ya'll was the babes. I Minecraft Parkour. I Halo Parkour. I Titan Fall Parkour. Destiny Parkour? It's easy as yo mama. (Joke)
Atheon? By the time I get to Atheon, it's really late. I almost always run with different groups, and by the time the rest catch up to me, it's been a while. I SHOW people how to block a Port. I SHOW people how to run the maze. I SHOW people how to do the Parkour in two jumps.
And when we get to Atheon, my group is ready for another play through with another random. But then I have to go. For the work... Is more important... Than the game... (Gasps all across the forum!)
Tragic Story.
Bump if it made you cry.
Bump if it made you laugh...
Bump if you're a Pro Vaulter, just like me, but just can't complete it...
Bump for poptarts.
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