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Edited by CBOND2X07:
1/20/2015 3:41:55 PM
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A MOMENT OF SILENCE FOR OUR RAID-DAY PRAYER
[b]AND NOW A MOMENT OF SILENCE FOR OUR RAID-DAY PRAYER:[/b]
"RNGeezus.....we ask for your blessing on this hollowed day of Non-Guardian Slaughter. We ask that our server connections be unbreakable and without animal-named falter.
We ask that our loot be plentiful, vibrant colors of Purple and Gold...... and our Missing RAID-Gear be provided - so that our Light is 32-level Bold.
May all our Chests be Exotic and Radiant....full of Shards and Energy to Trade. Let us all max out our Guardians....in preparation for tomorrow's big day...
May our Icebreakers be keen on heads of those that Boom. May our Gjally's pack of wolves be inflamed and targeting be true. May our Swordbearers dance swiftly - slashing with sharpened glowing blades.... May the light be with you Guardians! OGC Legions gather en masse to dominate CROTA'S HARD RAID !!!!!
AMEN."
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2 RepliesNecro bump
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1 Reply*Hands clasped* *Head bowed* OH! RNGeezus! I come to you, this final time, with prayers of victory in the hallowed Vault! Bless us that, in this final week, we may crack open metal hulls and be bless with Engrams of the Legendary variety! Bless us that we might slay our mightiest foes and be rewarded with Loot of Gold and Purple hues! May those who are yet to be clad in Vex skins be blessed with the completion of their Raid Armors, and may all of my clan brethren finish their climb to 30! May our Alts be blessed, as well, that we may fight our way into the Hellmouth this next week with guns fully leveled and loaded! RNGEEZUS, I BESEECH YOU! LAY UPON US HEAVILY WITH YOUR BLESSINGS THAT WE MIGHT PROSPER IN THE DESPAIR OF OUR FOES! *Raises head* *Cracks knuckles* Amen, bitches.
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*Hands clasped* *Head bowed* OH! RNGeezus, I come to thee early this week, with no request for myself. Nay, rather I come to thee with prayers of Random Blessing for my fellow Myrmidons, that they may complete their final pillaging of the hallowed Vault this eve and emerge with Glass spoils aplenty, and Mythoclasts shiny. OH! RNGeezus, bless my fellows that they may succeed in their venture without me, for I must forsake them to the Vault tonight that I may instead turn my focuses to pillaging of a different form (*wink wink*). OH! RNGEEZUS, I BESEECH YOU! LET THE MYRMIDONS RUN SO STRONG THAT THE VAULT ITSELF BLEEDS THE INCANDESCENT SLIME OF OUR ENEMY! LET THEM CRACK THE HULLS OF OUR FOES SO VERILY, AND WITH SUCH THUNDER THAT SPACE ITSELF QUIVERS, AND THE HIVE QUAKE IN THEIR HOLES ON THE MOON! AND RNGEEZUS, MAKE IT SO, THAT AS TIME RENDS ASUNDER, WE OBTAIN THE RANKS OF GODS THAT EVEN CROTA BREAKS HIS KNEES IN HIS HASTE TO BOW TO US! *Raises head* *Hefts the Sword of Crota* A-blam!-INGMEN!
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Dear RNGeezus, I have destroyed the evil in the Dark Below so that it no longer grows and have received the loot you have so graciously bestowed. But again I come to you on this day, as rumors of a stronger Crota bring me dismay. I ask you to bless my 32 Warlock and help his sniper aim true as I once again drop to the Dark Below with the OGC Prime raid squad crew. As we fight to ensure the Earth does not become the moon, I ask for 2 things that will surely make my heart swoon. A chest piece for my Hunter so that he too can fight strong and a brand new raid primary ensuring the next battle does not last long. As all OGC clan mates, especially raid squads (Prime, Vikings, Wolf pack and Myrmidons), say...Amen.
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Edited by Hulkksmash: 1/20/2015 4:31:02 PMThis is some -blam!-ing hardcore Earner shit in here...you wont see any Xurners in this place!! Ill pray that all you fellow Earners sights are true and remember RnGeezus is with you always. Give everything you got and he will shower you with gifts from the gods.
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1 ReplySO SAY WE ALL.
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Rngeezus, I have never prayed to you, I do not have the tongue for it. Though I bow my head in mass agreement, I can not bring myself to repeat the words. It appears that you have cast me from your sight with rewards of coins and a rocket launcher I already possesed. As I say the words required, I also say that no one will remember what happens this week, only that 3 or 6 stood against many. Battle pleases you Rngeezus so I ask that you grant me this one request, grant me icebreaker! And if you do not listen, then I say to hell with you!...I'll buy it from Xur in two weeks myself.
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Figured this deserved a Bump....so far the past 2 weeks RNGeezus has blessed my Guardians with much fruit and shards of Radiance.
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Say your blessings Guardians!!! Prepare yourselves for HARD RAID SLAUGHTER!!!
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*Hands clasped* *Head bowed* OH! RNGeezus, it has been too long since my last offering to you. You have blessed me this last month, and for that I am truly grateful! But, I come to you again, in my greed and want to destroy my enemies! RNGeezus, I ask humbly of you to bestow upon me the equipment necessary to push beyond, to the next level and achieve the plateau of growth for which I strive! Grant unto me the greaves to adorn my Hunter, and the helm and cuirass for my Titan, that they may dominate their foes utterly and completely. Grant unto me, also, the skill and tactic necessary to push my humble Warlock to equivalent rank that he might flex his cybernetic frame in combat of equally epic proportion! RNGeezus, I beseech you, bless me with the proper rolls this week that I might again feel mighty enough to roar the guttural battle cries that my allies know so well, and bolster mine strength that I no longer curse the skies for my lack thereof! *Head bowed* *Hands clasped* Amen
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4 Replies[quAND NOW A MOMENT OF SILENCE FOR OUR RAID-DAY PRAYER: "RNGeezus.....we ask for your blessing on this hollowed day of Non-Guardian Slaughter. We ask that our server connections be unbreakable and without animal-named falter. We ask that our loot be plentiful, vibrant colors of Purple and Gold...... and our Missing RAID-Gear be provided - so that our Light is 30-level Bold. May all our Chests be full of Energy and Shards - to help our arduous task.....and if any of us are worthy... let the light shine bright! Drop our Squads a Vex Mythoclast!" AMEN."[/quote]
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"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA! Foulish mortals! You pray to me asking for glory, and yet i still defecate on your days! Grind all you want, ill still not reward you with the glorious loot you so desire, unless im in a good mood or if i like you at all!" RNGESUS reply to all of my prayers
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Amen.
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Congratulations! You've cursed yourself. Blue engram party anyone?
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Edited by PazerLazer: 12/2/2014 3:08:09 PM*Bows head* RNGesus bless my closest friend with the mighty chest piece housed deep with in Atheons pit of danger. His heart is bold and his faith strong, so please, grant him power so that he may smite the coming tide of enemies from the moon. P.S. Thank you for the three pieces of raid gear last time RNGesus... But please, no more boots, I feel like a woman when I look in my vault.
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Edited by CBOND2X07: 12/2/2014 10:02:37 PMRNGEEZUS....YOU BLESSED ME WELL OVER 3 RAIDS LAST WEEK.... THE FOIL - THE VISION - THE EPILOGUE ARE WHAT I NOW SEEK.... ALAS - 3 RAID WEAPONS - FOR THOSE I STILL NAG..... MY VAULT SHALL THEN BE FULL OF ALL VOG SWAG....
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RNGeezus i thank you for your blessing of my Patience and Time
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I got Mida Multi-tool and the Vex Mythoclast in one raid. Thanks for the prayer. I already had VM though so it's just an exotic shard now.
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Not to ruin the religious moment but did you know Atheon was an atheist! He might be a good guy that was against the "God" of the black gardan
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*Hands clasped* *Head bowed* OH! RNGeezus, I come to thee again, clad in the Armor of The Vault with which you answered my prayers. Now, I approach thee not for my own gain, but that you might bless my clan mates, bold in number they be, that they might reap the veritable bounties of the Vault. Bless them with the sight of hawks, that their aim may forever strike Critical. Bless them with the steadfast of lions, that they may never have to retreat from the enemy. Bless them with the lethality of Death, that the vile machines fall at the mere sight of their ferocity. OH! RNGeezus, I beseech thee! Turn the tides of glitched buffs to our favor, lure the Vex into their own fire, and grant us the luck that we need to evade each plasmatic burst, each Gorgon's eye, and each Praetorian's cannon so we might emerge from the hallowed Vault not successful, but so utterly triumphant that the Vex choose to rewrite time that they might never encounter us to begin! *Draws Found Verdict* DIVE WITH US, RNGEEZUS!, THAT WE MIGHT REND THEIR METAL CARCASSES SO WHOLELY THAT THEY BE JEALOUS OF THE RUSTED SCRAP OF GOLDEN AGE TECH THAT DOTH LITTER THE COSMODROME THAT HOUSES THE FALLEN! *Pumps Found Verdict* Amen.
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Edited by XOCaharinOX: 11/11/2014 7:38:43 PMfor Odin and the North
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Praise the Sun
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This...just...yes
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Amen.
