Confessions of a 28 Hunter: 1. I received my best weapon, Patience and Time, from going afk thru half of a crucible game. 2. I have played over 300 games of Crucible, compared to... way less everything else. 3. My favorite thing in life is when an enemy sniper is challenging me, and gets confused when i gain invisibility from ADS. 4. I could not play this game without having the gear to see my radar while ADS. With my heavy weapon I still feel like I have lost an extension of myself. 5. Hunters are by far the most dashing. 6. Warlocks are by far the most annoying. 7. I like to think of Titans as Hodor, soaking up agro so that my cloak is never tarnished. 8. I have a love hate relationship with throwing knives. I mean, why is a headshot not a one shot kill? That takes so much more skill than literally every melee, especially the one shotters that exist, like SHOULDER CHARGE! 9. I genuinely enjoy this game and I feel very defensive when anyone criticizes it. 10. I have 54 strange coins because I never need what Xur pulls out of his cloak lining. 11. I like to do a RE4 Merchant "Welcome" voiceover when i approach Xur. 12. I still check the Gunsmith even tho I know he is useless. 13. I have a level 6 rank in New Monarchy simply because their cloak was the coolest for a long time. And because Dead Orbit seemed cliche. Not to mention the Stupid War Cult. 14. I will reach peak happiness when there is a Chatterblack shader.