Confessions of a level 20 titan:
1: My favorite weapon of all time is the Khvostov 7G-02. It is the only weapon I use in multiplayer. I like to think that people glance up at the kill feed and wonder what the hell the Khvostov is, not realizing that it was the gun they dismantled 20 XP levels ago as soon as they got the Marshal A.
2: I still wear my lightmail (starting armor) into the Crucible and patrols. When the match starts and the quick little scene shows with all my different teammates looking extravagant in their Raid gear, I'm always off to the side, ironically the most uniquely-dressed individual in the match.
3: I actually still have the Sword of Crota. I never destroyed it, I keep it mounted on the wall inside of my Phaeton. My Ghost won't stop nagging me about it, but come on, the Princes are dead. It's not like Crota's just going to show up one day and...he isn't, is he?
4: I killed another Guardian once. It was an accident, but...I...I don't know. Sometimes I wonder what would have happened if I had just stopped shooting, but...HOW THE HELL WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW!? I can't see through walls, but bullets can. They were everywhere, the Hive...I just pulled Hannibal's trigger and...closed my eyes. I don't even remember what happened, it was like the next minute, my teammates and I were standing over her body, and...her Ghost was dead, too. We never spoke about it, none of us. Not even our Ghosts...she's just another one of the missing, and it makes me wonder how many others ended this way...
5: I don't kill the Fallen because they are our enemies, I kill them because they are inferior. They are all inferior, all who have stood in the path of mankind's glorious journey through the stars to our inevitable godhood. Can you not feel it, my brothers? For we are the chosen people, my fellow Humans, all of us! We are fools to trust the Awoken and Vox, they cannot join us in the end, they must be cast off like the rest! Remember, to be non-human is to be subhuman!
6: I stole a case of paint spray guns from Eva Levante once. I immediately went to the hangar to customize my Phaeton. I sprayed "Ketch this, Draksis!" on each wing, and drew a picture of a Fallen Kell hanging by a noose from an apple tree. On my next trip to Venus, I was shot down by Fallen fighters and captured by ground forces. Brought before the Winter Kell, I figured he would kill me, but he just wanted to know why I spelled "catch" wrong on my ship. I explained the whole concept of puns to him, and he got the hang of it pretty quick. He really started to enjoy it later, and made a bunch of puns in the Fallen language that I totally didn't understand at all. The dregs were beside themselves with laughter, and when I left, he told me I should come back some time and we could chill again. Anyway, he's a pretty cool dude once you get to know him.
7:My unlucky number is zero. Every time I see it on my guns' ammo displays, they stop working.
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