It towered over even the tallest life guard station. My enemies cowered in its shadow, and fled as my army of sand people marched to conquer the beach. I announced myself lord of that gritty realm, and I ruled with an iron fist. That is until the day of reckoning came upon me. The tide rose higher and higher, and I ordered my troops to build a wall as high as can be, while the sand women and sand children made for the dunes. The wall lasted mere seconds, as the water flowed over it, dissolving it into mud. I ran, my beloved home melting all around me until it was nothing but a wet lump on the vast beach. [spoiler]I know this sucks, but hey, at least I tried[/spoiler]