The object on your right is the only thing you can use to defend yourself against the zombie apocalypse.
Mine is a pillow.
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My copy of [u]Halo: The Cole Protocol[/u]. Errr... Can zombies read? Would trying to read confuse them? Maybe a zombified Halo fan would get distracted by it?