The object on your right is the only thing you can use to defend yourself against the zombie apocalypse.
Mine is a pillow.
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Hmmm... I'm wearing my duty belt and currently patrolling in my squad car so my Smith and Wesson M&P .45 caliber with 11 hollow point bullets and two extra mags and my backup Glock 23 fully loaded. Damn... It's not enough.