The object on your right is the only thing you can use to defend yourself against the zombie apocalypse.
Mine is a pillow.
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My wallet
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Stuffed Eeyore... Let's battle zombies with the symbolism of children's depression!!!
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Shower curtains.
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A copy of Under the Dome by Stephen King? Actually it's probably thick enough to crack a skull, I'll roll with it.
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The ocean? I win
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A steal wall...?
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A printer
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My bowl and sack of bud lol.
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My benchmade 585 mini griptillian ;D
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Edited by xundeadx14: 10/18/2014 11:10:40 PMMy mothers iPhone lol
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A rather sturdy brass lamp!
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My 2 year old baby girl. I like my chances. The zombies are screwed.
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My ps4 controller wonderful
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Toilet paper
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Half a chocolate bar...
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Hockey stick... Looks like I'll be fine.
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My child. A temper tantrum will send them running back from whence they came.
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My wife.
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Sunglasses. I'll look cool at least
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A standing floor lamp. It's taller than me. I could make it work. Sorry for your pillow.
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My katana swords mounted on my wall (I win XD)
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A dog toy...Go fetch zombies!!!
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A cardboard box
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A trash bag of tissues full of semen, I'm good.
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Hmmm... I'm wearing my duty belt and currently patrolling in my squad car so my Smith and Wesson M&P .45 caliber with 11 hollow point bullets and two extra mags and my backup Glock 23 fully loaded. Damn... It's not enough.
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TV remote and two 360 controllers.