The object on your right is the only thing you can use to defend yourself against the zombie apocalypse.
Mine is a pillow.
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HA! Jokes on you. My 1911 is in its case next me. Win here, win there, win everywhhhheeeeeeeeerrrrreeeeee!!!
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A cup . Big glass cup .
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Mine is a 3 month old baby
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My mother in law
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dang an almost empty roll of toilet paper... goodby
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A plastic cup ... I guess we can bargain for a video 2 zombies 1 cup
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A metal chair from Chilis.
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My Pikachu plush? :D
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My blanket.... guess I'm screwed
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My Glock 21 gen4 I lucked out that I saw this post on my break at work. Woot woot. Who needs some saving!!?!?
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The forums have officially gone to sh1t.
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I love how the Flood freaks out when people from #Destiny post over there, but when you clowns post over here, everyone is pretty chill. You neckbeards over there need to cool it a bit.
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Bahaha my wife?
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Looks like I am defending myself with an emptied mentos wrapper..
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Ciggarette..jll burn there eye balls i guess
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Copy of Cosmopolitan...
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Fork!
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when i woke up it was my 1911 on the nightstand but now that i saw this at work i guess it is the mouse...
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Compressed Gas Duster....maybe I can spray them in the eyes...
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A pen .....I'm -blam!-ed
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Yes. ;)
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6 inch Gerber survival knife lol could be worse
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girlfriend. I'm screwed
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The wall. *tears out wall* Bam I'm set for life.
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Err... Tie wraps and rope. Hang myself?
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About ten pounds of knives and gear in my knife roll. All of them sharp enough to shave with.