The object on your right is the only thing you can use to defend yourself against the zombie apocalypse.
Mine is a pillow.
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A school desk.....
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A paper Mache Dragon. Please tell me it comes to life as a real one...
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My copy of Destiny.
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A can of monster
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Bacon and a Springfield XD40. I think I'm set lol
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A bricked iPod cause no internet. FML.
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An empty pizza box...
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Mine is my girlfriend[spoiler]oh well I was gonna break up with her anyways this way I don't have to tell her[/spoiler]
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An M4 with 4 magazines.
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Beer bottle...and jellybeans. O shit
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A chicken from legend of Zelda
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I got a hyperactive 4 year old that knows karate. Just give him some caffeine and let him loose, no worries here!
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A candle. Sea-foam breeze, bitches.
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A short Chinese man at the airport.
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A wall.... Well shit.
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A bong? Guess ill find a good hiding spot and try to put it to good use (;
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I got a plunger
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A foam cup
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My toilet paper rack??
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Maybe the zombies and I can just talk about this over a bottle of scotch...
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A monster-sak
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My sweatshirt... Aka my body bag
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A bookcase, maybe I can read about surviving the apocalypse!
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Sports Illustrated magazine. Those zombies gohn get some lethal papercuts!
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My electric cigarette.
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Scissors . Maybe I have a small chance