Confessions of a lvl 27 Titan male
1. Whenever I'm cruising on patrol and see other players getting hammered by waves of enemies I rush in and use my punches alone to save the day. This is the way of my Titan.
2. I always give a wave salute to anyone in my random fire team at the end of a strike or mission as thanks for their help
3. I am an addict for any flowing stylish Titan mark, and get a little sad when I slap on the less stylish FWC mark to grind for gear
4. I have an addiction for punching out Spider Tanks with my mighty fists, and I dance over its corpse. I don't know why
5. I have successfully but punch killed the Archon priest once, I jumped and danced everywhere in thrill of not having died instead
6. I am still a VoG virgin. And won't touch it until I can get a headset
7. I am addicted to headshotting majors with my auto rifle. It's unusually satisfying
8. I only leveled my Defender class to help others in strikes, outside of strikes I won't touch the class on my life
9. I always dance next to Xur when he shows up the first day. I like to think it makes him uncomfortable
10. I voice over my own story to the cutscenes. Especially when confronting the Queens brother. I like to think I knee capped him for his fat mouth and walked away in slow motion to his sisters surprise
11. I have never not danced over Sepktis Primes dead ass for all the times he killed me as a younger Titan....
12. I'm a ho for planning out all the exotic builds I would make if they ever lift the one and one limit...
13. I check out other Titans for their gear in the tower when their busy with menus....
14. Every time I meet the Speaker or Dead Orbit I wish I could throw shoulder charges or punches at their smug faces
15. I'm unreasonably sure that the ambassador for New Monarchy wants me dead because I laugh at his mustache
16. I grind rep solely to get gear to make my Titan look like a knight in matching color coordinated gear. And then change my mind as to which rep....
17. I can't stand rocket launchers unless their exotics, then their just too pretty not to use
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I have killed every strike boss with a Fist o' Havoc to the face