#17... you are my hero just for that.
*ahem*
Confessions of a level 28 Warlock
1. Regardless of situation, enemy positions and strength of numbers, I [b][u]will[/u][/b] go out of my way to hit every psion possible with a missile, just out of principle.
2. Sometimes I wait for Cabal to rocket into the air just so I can pop their heads and watch them go spinning all the way back down.
3. Yes, I chose my favorite scout rifle because of the firefly perk. Yes, I noticed the explosion it causes triggers around a target's crotch. Yes, I giggle every time.
4. I discovered you can kill yourself with your own grenade through first hand experience involving a gap, lack of depth perception, and a low hanging roof. I have also learned that Cluster Grenades are very hateful little things.
5. When I melee, I pretend I'm trying to high five an enemy, yet they always leave me hanging...
6. I like to think my character has continued to call my Ghost "Little Light" just to piss him off.
7. I have been killed by a falling Warsat. Many times.
8. I have been killed by dregs photobombing my rocket launcher's sights. This happens with alarming frequency, actually...
9. My first legendary engram to not downgrade to blue became a Gjallarhorn. Consequently, my first death of the day was caused by a Gjallarhorn.
10. I had enough Strange Coins to buy a Suros Regime when Xur had it, but I didn't get it because I thought it looked silly. I am still of that opinion.
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