Damn you Xûr. Why you sell my hard [i]earned[/i] weapons and armor. Dont you know i put 30 minutes into shooting enemies in the same area over and over until i got a purple engram and [i][u]luckily[/u][/i] got an exotic. Damn you! All those people who grinded for strange coins are [b][i][u]cheating the system,[/u][/i][/b] and they shouldnt be buying your black market crap. How'd you get these weapons and armor anyways, "Xûr" if that is your real name? Probaby got em through selling little children to ISIS or something. I dont want your illegal weaponry u creeper. Agent of the nine? More like agent of crime. Id rather find my weapons on the ground with a 4 leaf clover in my back pocket. Go sell your yellow blasphemy somewhere else u wana be firearms dealer. I bet you go home with all these strange coins like some maniacal egotistical god-complex Scrooge McDuck, bathing in golden treasure, and if anyone asks for a refund you turn into Smaug the dragon. Fyi buddy, i find those things like i find poop in my rectum. They're as worthless as pennys. Like literally i feel like im giving charity to homeless people when i buy off you. "Put some coins in my cup i'll give you a weapon that everyone has". Get a job you bum. Those robes are probably black from years of dirt and grime. Explains why your face looks like that, you stink! Must be nice to have facial skin similiar to Pig-Pen of the Peanuts. I bet you get all the ladies (prostitutes, obviously he pays for them with all his coins). I hope this PSA towards your unwanted criminal acts turns you away from the tower. Maybe go make friends with the Hive, they're ugly and creepy just like you, you'd fit in. Or how about some better advice: go stand in front of one of the many "[b][u][i]OP[/i][/u][/b]" weapons you like to sell. Ps. Your face looks like an ashtray