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I compiled a lot of sensible complaints from vendors in the tower. Based off my first one shot.
“What the hell do you mean!”The guardian says, throwing his hands up in the air. The vanguard quartermaster simply stared.
“I’m sorry, we cannot accept that trade,”the frame said, shaking it’s head.
“God damnit! I spent my entire week collecting 250 spirit bloom on Venus, and I can’t just get a small 25 marks!”The guardian yelled loudly, proceeding to smack the frame in the face.
“Violence is not encouraged in the tower, guardian.”
With anger, the guardian stalked away, most definitely pissed.
“That went well,”his ghost said, hovering by him.
“Shut up.”
“I’m just stating my point of-”
“I hate robots.”
He traveled to the guardian outfitter next, scanning the new shaders.
“Guardian, welcome! We got some new shaders, I hope you like them,”the guardian outfitter smiled, giving him a better mood, and he found one he liked.
“That looks pretty sweet. I’ll choose that blue and green one,”the guardian says.
“Ocean seaweed has been purchased. Have a nice day guardian.”
And as soon as the guardian equipped the shader, he knew why.
“Perfect for you,”the ghost commented, eyeing him. “It does seem to match your skin color.”
The guardian glared. His guardian liked to make fun of him, as he had an odd bluish green skin. ‘Perks’ that comes with being with an Awoken.
The guardian grumbled, heading up to the Cryptarch next and handing him three legendary engrams.
“Having a bad day guardian?” he asked. The guardian shrugs.
“Just decode them please.” The guardian crossed his fingers, biting his lip.
“Give me a moment…..There we go!”the Cryptarch handed him three rare items, two of which he already had. The other rare was a cape. The guardian could simply gawk.
“Something wrong guar-”
The guardian ran full speed and ran off the tower, flying off into the depths below. All the guardians pause, staring at the ghost looking down at the fallen guardian.
“I’ll go get him. He’s having a rough day.”
Everyone in the tower continued with their business, and as soon as they did, the Cryptarch glances back and forth and sneaks out of his booth, tossing a Suros Regime off the tower.
“Whoops.”
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Love this lol completely sums up the tower