Love this, I'll pitch in!
1. I played a warlock in the Beta, but the idea of punching my way to 30 was too good of an opportunity to pass up.
2. Every time I use my Striker super, I scream "FALCON PUUUUUNCH!" at the top of my lungs. My neighbors have not said anything yet.
3. I make it a priority to punch all dregs, thralls and psions to death outside of heroic strikes or VoG.
4. I slide up to every vendor in the tower every time I use them, and I hate this about myself.
5. I've completed mostly all the exotic bounties, but I almost exclusively use Ice Breaker.
6. I should feel bad about being a walking tank that snipes from far away, but I don't.
7. I have a positive K/D in PvP, but I have to admit that it is likely from post mortem magnetic grenade kills.
8. I don't feel guilty about post mortem magnetic grenade kills.
9. I use the armor of light buff for my bubble and every time I am killed by someone else's super while inside my bubble with an over shield to top it off I swear I'm going to make a forum post about how that is unfair, but I never do, and quickly forget about it until it happens again. It's a vicious cycle.
10. I sit around at work and steam about the hot fixes, but when I get home and play 99% of the time I don't actually notice them, but I will continue to complain out of principle.
11. My first time beating VoG on hard mode I used pulse grenades to knock Atheon off.
12. I have beaten VoG "legit" and "cheesed", I feel the same amount of accomplishment regardless of which method I choose.
13. I hate that Shaxx has fur on his armor and horns on his helmet, I WANT THEM!
14. I make it a point to own every piece of Titan exotic armor, even though I only use the saint helmet.
15. You do not know satisfaction until you are surrounded by stealth vandals, pop a bubble, then punch them all to death as servitors and captains blast away at your shield.
16. I do see people complain about how OP shoulder charge is. I tried using it, and 1 of three things happened - 1) I suck at using it 2) I was playing against a bunch of pros who are trained specifically to avoid that attack 3) it's really not that OP
17. There is nothing that three to six bubbles at one time can't fix.
18. #17 having been said, I have killed myself by using a rocket in my own bubble before.
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