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originally posted in: Confessions of a 29 Titan
10/17/2014 9:20:55 PM
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I wave to Rahool the Cryptarch before every encounter to let him know I am a kind, polite, friendly Guardian and I deserve good decryptions. I point at Rahool in anger when he lets me down, to remind him "I will be back, and this had better not happen again". I dance for Rahool when he gives me something worthy. I danced for an extra long time this morning, when he decrypted my second exotic chest engram into Heart of The Praxic Fire, which has been my most coveted piece for weeks now. I then gave him a friendly wave... "Until next time, my good friend!" Rahool could very likely go from being "my good friend" to his usual troll self this evening if he decrypts all 20 blue engrams I bring him into rares aka hydronic essence and weapon parts. Rahool knows I expect at least one or two strange coins or motes of light. If a legendary is granted, Rahool will receive a dance and a friendly wave, as is now customary between him and me. I also wave at the Postmaster before opening legendary mail, even though I know she does not deserve the wave, because I am going to get 2 or 3 blue engrams. I like to stand next to a lower level random in the tower, and scroll through my 12 or so exotic weapons, while I feel they are inspecting my character. After receiving an invite from aforementioned low levels, I very slowly walk away with a pimp strut to add to the allure of my flaming skull. Being the courteous Guardian I am, I send them a reply a few minutes later, such as "Bout to sign off, but maybe tomorrow." The previous statement is not always true. If they don't put any text in the invite, such as "help with nightfall?", I tend to not reply at all. I'm on my grind too, bruh. At least let me know what you need help with, as this greatly increases my chances of joining you. Sometimes I drive my sparrow full speed off of the edge of a cliff and I explode in mid air. I respawn, and think I'm facing the other direction, only to drive off of the same cliff and explode once again. I feel like I'm going to be missing a few days of work next week since I will not be able to play Destiny, while actually being on a real work trip. I am not looking forward to next week.
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