1. I spent the first month of this game beating every strike, mission and raid the way it was meant to be played.
2. In the last week or so, I have played with "cheap" tactics such as hiding under platforms to beat certain priests and so on.
3. I love to take friends farming, I seem to have a sharp eye and knack for chests and materials so they always ask.
4. Sometimes I have 100+ of the material my friends want to farm for... and I go along anyways, even if I need 3 more of a different material to complete an upgrade.
5. I give my own voice-over and act out the loading screen dialogues.
6. I have pushed an AFK'er or two off the nearest ledge with my Sparrow.
7. I have never AFK'd a match, strike, or mission.
8. I jump off of the tower. Alot. I don't know why I do this.
9. My first Exotic dropped during my first Nightfall clear after 2 weeks of failure. I celebrated!
10. I bought my second Exotic with Strange Coins I earned by spending hours on chests, strikes, publics, etc.
11. I spent a week and a half farming for Vanguard marks, not realizing I had reached the cap of 200 already. I've looked but... the Lost Items service doesn't recognize my pain :(
12. Sometimes I stand far away in the Mothyards with a sniper rifle, and count "eenie, meenie, minie, moe" to select a random target for death. Then I hop on my Sparrow and go about my business.
13. I get so excited when I see a Public Event pop up.
14. My first time in Vault of Glass, I freely admitted that I didn't know what I was doing. I was then able to learn a role.
15. I have learned the importance of explaining the encounters in VoG if there's anyone I don't know in the group, because some people are too embarrassed to admit their first time.
16. I get upset if my usual Pike gets taken after Dinklebot askes if we think they'd mind. It's the second from the right. Please steer clear of it.
17. If someone is being a kill hog and buries themselves at a cave, door or "enemies are moving against each other" entrance, I drop a bubble on it.
18. Sometimes I will randomly follow another player around and kill whatever they are shooting at to help.
19. I have a deep loathing for Minotaurs, especially in the Nexus.
20. My hate for Psion majors with shields has almost reached #19.
21. Whoever decided to give Knights and Hobgoblins shield abilities.... I hope you get the flu.
22. I refuse to wear a Titan Mark that isn't long and flowing and fancy. No matter how much rep it gives me.
23. When I'm in a Fireteam in orbit getting ready for a raid, I look at all the spaceships rolling deep and play gangsta rap music in my head.
24. I kill all Captains on principle. Even if I have to go out of my way to do it. I dislike how cocky they are.
25. I like to push members of my Fireteam away from the NPC they're talking to in the Tower while they are in their menus.
26. I will kick your ball off the edge of the tower.
27. I look at the gouges in the moon and wonder what happened.
28. I don't think everything is as it seems.
29. I was a massive loot cave whore.
30. My laundry piles up more than it used to.
31. My Titan is female. Sometimes it does disturbing things to the male Titans in the Tower.
32. I have never thrown a dance party in my Bubble :(
33. Sometimes during encounters I fall off the map and blame someone else for pushing me off.
34. I don't understand why our space ships fly backwards before diving forward in orbit.
35. I still scream like Chris Tucker in the Fifth Element when Stealth Vandals swarm me.
Feel free to add your own!
EDIT: For those of you looking to party up and have a blast playing Destiny, I'm on Xbox One. My GT is Veilsix, feel free to message or party invite or add or follow :)
EDIT 2: I'm getting so many messages and friend requests, I think I'm keeping up ok but sometimes I miss a message... feel free to just join my fireteams or parties or better yet, just invite me!!!
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Everything is the same for me. Except for number 32, I have held several dance party's in my bubble.
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In the archon priest mission I run ahead and blow up all the pikes do nobody can have one lol
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The spaceships don't fly backwards , they slow down & the camera keeps moving the same speed
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I get followed around by strangers in the Tower, a lot...it's scary. I feel like i'm being followed now.
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Edited by Zardoz: 10/18/2014 7:45:07 AMI laugh at hunters(ok everyone) that get OHK by the exploding harpies in VoG.
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This sucks
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I had to message you but that's a great rant. It's good to see positive threads. Hope to see you in the tower.... So I can push you off it! :-P
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I'll be honest I read most comments because people are stupid, just throwing that out there.
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Edited by Li0nPo1ZoN49: 10/18/2014 7:09:39 AMI think I'm a bad ass cause I'm always the relic guy in VoG I reload to soon I hate when that exotic engram dosen't give me what I want I like dancing in front of the boss and then get killed immediately
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Destiny needs more posts like this, and less bi-tching and moaning. Good read sir
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Lol as a level 28 titan here are my #firstworldproblems as a titan 1. I punch EVERYTHING 2. I shoulder charge EVERYWHERE 3. I like to put on the god of war shader and everytime I double jump and use death from above I think I'm iron man 4. When I get to the jumping platforms on VoG I like to say F the platforms and double jump, soulder charge and then death from above to the wall and be the first one outside the glass throne 5. I like to do this glitch where my female titan is sitting in mid air in front of the postmaster and see people trip 6. I speed down the trail sometimes on the moon and usually it leads me to my death... 7. I jump too much in PvP 8. I've danced in the tower for way too long... (30 minutes) that female awoken dance is too good 9. F fallen captains 10. I pretend I'm in the world cup and play soccer with friends in the tower 11. I like to climb the tree and go to the very edge of the branch and pretend im spiderman in the tower 12. I hate fusion rifles and shotguns 13. F hobgoblins 14. I've never seen a legendary engram 15. I never got a legendary out of a rare engram 16. I always get armor that has the word "knight" in it everytime I have a rare engram 17. I got an exotic warlock chest out of my forst legendary engram from the post master (Heart of the Praxic Fire) >_< 18. Game never gives me shards :c 19. I like to push my idle friends off the map 20. I like to push my friends far away from the vendor they're at in the tower 21. I've blown myself up a few times in my own bubble 22. I tend to wave and make friends with fellow female awokens 23. Who needs school and a social life when you have Destiny
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Another Level 29 Titan here. 1. I've had more bubble parties than I'd care to admit. Especially after completing Strikes and VoG. 2. I once activated my bubble as my friend fired Truth. Unfortunately he died during the blast. 3. I've tried to run across the beams on the Tower at least 30 times, I have yet to succeed. 4. I believe that the Awoken male dance is the most majestic dance in the entire game. 5. I'm a designated bubbler - I vastly prefer blessing of light to weapons of light. 6. I purchased the Helm of Inmost Light and dismantled it after a day. I cannot Superman. 7. My Hunter buddy once crushed and killed me with a rogue Sparrow. I'll never get over this betrayal. 8. After a PvP match I dance. People who kill me mid-dance after the match has ended have no honor. 9. I despise Dinklebot. I want a mute button for him. "The Array! It's working! The Array! It's opening! The Array! It's activating!" 10. I'm jealous of warlocks. I have to kill to get my shield, they only have to melee. 11. I have been instakilled by Phalanx's at least 10 times. They love catapulting me into the nearest obstacle. 12. I am forever frustrated that the Speaker could tell me of the battle, but won't. 13. I am annoyed that invisible walls have been put up around the Towers event section. 14. My first Exotic was Ice Breaker, she has been a loyal companion ever since. 15. I do not like Scout Rifles. Unfortunately they seem to love me. I have had at least nine legendary Scout Rifles. 16. I have not seen a single legendary engram since they updated the Cryptarch. 17. I do not like Captains. They teleport and run away instead of standing their ground and fighting. 18. Alpha Lupi is the best Exotic armor piece. I refuse to believe any different. 19. I do not like the Kabr Greaves, when my I sit down, those vicious blades pierce my abdomen/chest. 20. Falling to my doom accounts for approximately 65% of my deaths.
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Forgive me Warlock Mentor, for I have sinned; -I have no clue what "arcane"means -I like to Glide as high as I can on The Steppes and spin around really fast all the way back to the deck -I am so glad Zoe is my mentor #browncoat4life -I get bummed out when no one dances with me after Public Events -I have a bad habit of trying to shoot other people's Ghosts when they're doing something -I feel incredibly awkward when I stand by a vendor while at least 3 other people are too -Disappearing Hunters in the tower are creepy -I hold out hope that one day, maybe sometime, Eva will have something other than the [b]same four shaders[/b] -That holographic Titan Mark is bitchin and I will check you out if you rock it
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Level 25 Titan 1.I have been killed by more stealth vandals than I care to admit. 2. I have danced in front of a AFC enemy. Who then danced with me. My frenemy was then killed by a player on my team. I purposefully lost the match for that reason alone. 3.I want to know what the whole system is wired to.
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#1 When I see Xûr in the tower...in some creepy dark corner...I feel like it is the start to a bad hentai. #2 I think wizards are hot, I am in to weird shit I know. #3 I frequently go in to the atheon fight screaming "Leroy Jeeeennnnnkins!" Then get dealt with accordingly. #4 I feel I betray master splinter when I kill Cabal #5 I could have killed bambi's mother in front of him when the vex mythoclast became the vex mythocrap. #6 I follow farmers and dance with them as the run in circles...for extended periods of time. #7 I used the "cheese" method on the templar. #8 I thought it was a legitimate strategy to knock atheon off the cliff. (I played a LOT of nes mario) #9 I yell mmo terms like "you pulled aggro, the tank is shitty" #10 I have so much purple and gold in my vault it feels like a rappers stash safe. #11 I am so addicted to loot drops I shake when I don't get one. #12 I refuse to help anyone kill xylor the unwed. If you don't get the reference...when you do you will understand. #13 I danced in the lootcave for hours accumulated trolling farmers. #14 When I am bored I grab my icebreaker and sit in one spot picking off insignificants #15 I always dance as I cap b on control. #16 I thought this was the funniest and most original post I have seen and laughed literally out loud. #17 My wife accused me of cheating for bringing my ps4 to my cousin's and banging destiny all night.
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Haha nice this actually gave me a chuckle
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Titan confessions: 1) I am horrible with the fist of havoc and will miss every time no matter the amount of enemies 2) I panic bubble more often than I should 3) I like to use marksman weapons even though I fight like an assault class 4) regardless of how much health you have, you can bet your boots I will attempt to punch you at least once. 5) if I feel threatened, I will pull out truth, because people can't handle the truth (neither can my guardian) 6) I've spent countless hours running back and forth on the railing of the tower, jumping off whenever I deemed it necessary! 7) I didn't choose the Titan life. The Titan life chose me.
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I can headshot someone on a speeding sparrow but can't hit the side of a barn with a grenade.
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I go to the tower and wander around doing nothing
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29 Titan defender 1 if I'm not teleported in the Atheon fight, I punch him in his glass dildo. 2 I do doughnuts in my timebreaker til I'm dizzy then try to shoot running vandals in the face. 3. I still haven't found a way to urinate while wearing my armor. 4. Feel asleep on a strike and woke up next to an exo female. Awkward I'm human, I now understand the cuts and burns. 5. My girlfriend is a lvl 10 awoken female warlock and yes she glows down there, especially when I'm down there. 6. I grab the cryptarch by his jewels every time I turn in a purple engram, I don't trust his blue face. 7. I secretly play with my 26 hunter when my titan friends are not on. Because hunters are ninjas, you go invisible then blam dead knight bones hit the floor. 8. Titans Rule that is all.
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I can relate to most of these. I have since converted to the Warlock master-class, but I can still relate.
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Edited by Sazorex: 10/18/2014 6:15:56 AM#17... you are my hero just for that. *ahem* Confessions of a level 28 Warlock 1. Regardless of situation, enemy positions and strength of numbers, I [b][u]will[/u][/b] go out of my way to hit every psion possible with a missile, just out of principle. 2. Sometimes I wait for Cabal to rocket into the air just so I can pop their heads and watch them go spinning all the way back down. 3. Yes, I chose my favorite scout rifle because of the firefly perk. Yes, I noticed the explosion it causes triggers around a target's crotch. Yes, I giggle every time. 4. I discovered you can kill yourself with your own grenade through first hand experience involving a gap, lack of depth perception, and a low hanging roof. I have also learned that Cluster Grenades are very hateful little things. 5. When I melee, I pretend I'm trying to high five an enemy, yet they always leave me hanging... 6. I like to think my character has continued to call my Ghost "Little Light" just to piss him off. 7. I have been killed by a falling Warsat. Many times. 8. I have been killed by dregs photobombing my rocket launcher's sights. This happens with alarming frequency, actually... 9. My first legendary engram to not downgrade to blue became a Gjallarhorn. Consequently, my first death of the day was caused by a Gjallarhorn. 10. I had enough Strange Coins to buy a Suros Regime when Xur had it, but I didn't get it because I thought it looked silly. I am still of that opinion.
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#23 Nice. I was also a loot cave whore but not for purples but for materials.
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29 titan here. Yeah, I pushed Atheon of. Mother -blam!-er won't give me my boots or helmet, he deserves to jump off a cliff.
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I don't like having my game off. Even if I'm not playing I will post my character up in a cool sitting position on a hard to reach perch in the tower. I do this in the hopes that some kid will see me and instantly be in awe of my mystery and story. "look how cool that Titan is, just sitting there chilling on that ship rail" "what is he doing"? "I guess he's just reflecting back on his awesomeness" Btw I am an actual level 29 Titan too.